Only goes to show that Dumb-metriou and alcoholics anonymous Anderson have no idea of what a bottom team really needs to become competitive. St Kilda had 11 players out, Richmond had 3 players out. That means Richmond are at least 8 players short of being competitive. Teams at the bottom don't need ...

Collo has enough trouble counting forwards. What hope did he have of counting backwards.

The game was already won and percentages don't count. We should have sent someone on. It would have shown alcholics anonymous Adrian Anderson and Andrew Dumb-metriou up for the idiots they are. We could then have appealed to the AFL commission claiming "outside interference by the time keepers&...

You must be too young to have seen Nicky Winmar in his prime. He went into the magpies nest at Victoria Park. The vile filth that filled the Collingwood members stand hurled racial abuse at him. He simply replied by ripping their excuse for a football team apart. At the end of the game he raised his...

Hey, the injury list is better than when we played Hawthorn mid last year. Then 17 players on the senior list were unavailable (one due to suspension). The only available senior list player who did not get a game that week was Phillip Raymond. He must have been pissed off. Two temporarily elevated r...

If we throw the game against Richmond on Friday night do we get to pick Kreuzer.

Oh! sorry Carlton already beat us to that. We may as well just play normal and win.

The tribunal must have been high on drugs to suspend Baker but no action taken against them. Ben Cousins, high on drugs, gets outed for life.

Nah, the photo isn't blurry enough.
The ground trembles when Ghengis rides into battle.

Don't believe anything you hear about Judd. When did Carlton ever tell the truth ... salary caps etc.

Carlton are not cheats. Cheats have far more honesty and integrity than Carlton.

Every year you play 22 home & away games with 22 players per team. That makes 22 x 22 = 484 player games per club 7 finals are played with a total of 44 players on the field in each game. That is s 7 x 44 = 308 player games shared between 16 clubs. That is an average of 308 / 16 = 19.25 player g...

2000 Riewoldt was a priority pick at No 1 a reward for winning the wooden spoon. Kosi was our 1 st round pick at No 2. They are both star players but we didn't even need a recruitment department to select them. We only needed to read the newspapers. A bit like Carlton this year had a choice of Kreuz...

Sorry Animal Enclosure you can't have Gram in the midfield. I know he is not suited to playing as a defender - he is often outmarked by an opponent. He is played in defence because he is the most accurate kick in the team and that means he has to be the designated kicker. He has to be close to the t...

Every season each AFL club must recruit an average of just over 500 player games (508.75) A reasonable recruitment plan would require 1st round draft pick 200 games 2nd round draft pick 150 games 3rd round draft pick 100 games i.e. 200 games every two 3rd round picks 4th round draft pick 50 games i....