6 kicks
10 handballs

As a full time mid in the VFL

He cannot find the ball in transition- he only gets a possession at stoppage.

He is so down on confidence- he is running in wet concrete and in circles

I hate how we are playing

Does that make me a hater?

Yep

Grammar is what we need to focus on?

While the reason we are here, the footy team, is playing putrid football.

But yeah, worry about commas and apostrophes!!!

This is a footy fan forum - seek out a literature forum

Rinse and repeat

We normally blame the best player for not being better

So I blame the captain
Jack Steele
For not being better!!!

Oh
And Robert Harvey

We’ve got where we’ve got by being cute on selection and gifting games

There is one rule in selection

Pick the best players

At the start of the season (honestly!)

Did you have us 3-8 sitting 15th on the ladder?!

What the hell is a utility?

Is it 1975 and Marshall is on a Scanlons Footy Card

He is 201cm ruckman

Gawn is a 208cm AFL superstar

I saw 1 quarter

He was on Kosi Pickett for 5 mins and Webster on Van Rooyen

He was embarrassing- couldn’t even jog

Acres is better than Hill

Probably the smallest injury list in the AFL Finals last season Supposedly improved the list - Got rid of Dead Wood - Gresham, Billings, Bytel Brought in Guns - Henry, Dow, Bonner Best coach in the country Best Assistants Fittest team in the AFL We are fkn terrible The second worst team in it It’s a...

5-Membrey

What the hell are we doing?! Clark, Crouch, Jones, Membrey Running around dominating in the VFL Collard Ridiculously made Sub in his debut R1 Came in last week after being Worst on Ground in the VFL and low as a snake’s gut on confidence Predictable he was horrible Then to keep him in the side And t...

Hotton went nuts that quarter

Has kicked 4 or 5

Hayes has some knee issue yeah? Anyway What I heard at Q time really pissed me off, and is symptomatic of the problem at StK 9 goals in the first Q and a 2 point lead Coach not happy the free flowing game, wanted to close it down. “It feels like an up and back game, that’s because it is, and that no...

What does that even mean - idiot

What about second rounders - which is what we will get for Battle

Dunstan, Hugh Goddard, McKenzie, Long

What’s he showing the kids Hey - I’ve got more talent than you’ll ever have!!! Dusty is a G.Ablett senior He is a natural freak He is not a hard worker or a great example or a leader He has never defended in any game of footy just allowed to play centre forward and Kane Lambert did his defensive wor...

Past 30 years would exclude plugger

I’d go
Reiwoldt
Hayes
Milne
Everitt

Very tempted by
Jack Steven - stoppage speed
Gehrig - deep forward to allow Max to higher
Dal - Ball use
Goddard - same

Just looks to dish of and not use his legs

It’s probably more about how he’s playing rather than his physical attributes

If we just taken 1 or two of those

3 premierships in the noughties IMO

2001 we had a very good draft - no doubt

But not just Ball over Judd at Pick 2

Pick 5
Clarke over Bartel

Pick 13
Dal Santo - Nailed

Pick 21
Maguire over Steve Johnson

Pick 37
Montagna - Nailed

Pick 49
Josh Houlihan over Dane Swan


Later in the draft
Adam Schneider
Brian Lake

I was quoting Dermott Brereton. Jokingly!

He’ll get back in if they have a front half injuries

He’s a fringe player there

This years Tom Mitchell

Subbed out three times and barely getting a game

Collingwoods version of Seb Ross

I’m not shocked, but I’m genuinely surprised

Classic coaches reaction

Bad loss - drop one or two of your bottom 6