The opening lyrics have merit and should perhaps be reinstated. As it stands our song is the briefest in the league and could do with some expanding. But a re-recording would need to include a full orchestra, not two guys and a synthesizer. It's short, but on the plus side the Fable Singers version...

But what if we take the MC There will be a post entitled: "sack the board/coach/president" If memory serves me correctly I believe we're legally obliged* to start threads on that topic twice a year regardless. * Check the small print in the forum rules in the secret links in the top post.

Assuming we gave pick 1 for Boyd..... What would our future Forward line look like post Reiwoldt Templeton...............Boyd...............White/Lee Membrey................Stanley.............Billings/Murdoch pretty good! Top 16 side. top 15 if it wasn't for all the unnecessary 6 day breaks. Damn ...

Talking Heads - 'Road to Nowhere' catchy but possibly a little defeatist Public Enemy 'Don’t Believe The Hype' AFL marketing folk may not like it Pet Shop Boys - 'What Have I Done To Deserve This?' doesn't really have a chorus though Nick Cave 'The Mercy Seat' Quite dark and maybe a bit long for the...

Does he get the stat if he tackles them without the ball? He could just go around hugging everyone.

satchmo wrote:Surprise, surprise...he ejaculates over north melbourne.

Maybe it's my dubious internet history, but that doesn't sound like a particularly pleasant thing.

Or I may be reading your post too literally.

Well done Beau, effort and commitment could not be questioned. Supporters can't ask for more. Hope you leave with some great memories. Thanks for having a crack with the Saints Beau. Good luck with whatever is next in your life. BTW. Who is Chris Tilbey and what did he write? I do recall 1 Tilbey of...

MC Gusto wrote:I'm in bloody Sydney which meant no game last night and no footy shows today! Other than nrl footy shows of course!!!

It's on 7Mate up here. At least my guide says it is.

I've just been waiting for us to bottom out so I could share the wisdom I picked up in my formative years. It got kind of difficult watching them every week expecting them to win. Those of us in our... middle years have plenty to offer the newer supporter who had to suffer through a period of sustai...

Playing with a very pleasing tempo. Very pleasing.

Also, harmonies in the opening stanza of the team song greatly improved since the Watters era.

dragit wrote:Anyone into felting?

My wife is, as are a group of her cronies. Every time they head off to a course I roll out this carefully constructed gem.


Q: Why did the middle-aged women go off to the felting course?

A: Because they felt bad.




I'll go now.

Patches O'Houlihan?
Gordon Bombay?
Out of left field - Mr Miyagi?


I mean - who is available at the moment?

Is he hopelessly devoted to Roo?

Dr Spaceman wrote:Has the dude got a car?

Tell me more, tell me more

Can he kick very far?

uh huh uh huh

We can't even implode properly.

Shameful post-season so far that started so promisingly with a ritual dwarf burning and rumours of coach sacking/captain trading.

kaos theory wrote:

Rosco wrote:14 billion years ago
one of the hydrogen atoms goes this way rather than that
st kilda wins every vfl/afl premiership ever contested

I remember that hydrogen atom.....bastard

Although it was quite positive at the time.

I hope the recruiters are hot on the trail of a KP backman who can reliably pass and make good decisions. I would not wait on Sam Gilbert to 'make it' as a KP defender. I'm not knocking Sam as i think he can keep improving as a valuable tall. I just haven't seen improvement in his disposal and if i...

stevie wrote:

matrix wrote:Blimey u could get the book, a bj, a T-shirt and a badge for $2.50!!

I thought the book was OK too.
And yup..s*** ending

I fixed your grammar bro

The Fireman wrote:My only interest now is to see the exit of the most despised club in our great land.

I hope you're referring to Sydney


I'd quite like to see the blues go all the way from 9th. I think it would reflect the competition's integrity beautifully.

The crowd could sing Achy Blakey Heart at some stage.

Perhaps Miley Cyrus could make an appearance?

Is there any comment on how this could make the game better? I don't understand the rationale for doing it.

Great player for the club, he has had to play roles at the Saints he never would have been asked to do at any other club. Well done Jason, a great servant of the Saints, very admired for his efforts. I can still remember the night that Blake had his back severely injured by an oppostion scum who's ...

skeptic wrote:i sure wish i knew what was going on

We're getting the banned back together.

I look forward to it but I fear we'll be playing the newly minted Wellington Bombers (has a nice ring doesn't it?) who desperately need a premiership to establish themselves as a franchise. The AFL will pull out all stops to hand them a win. Gift them power forwards from lesser clubs, offer them sal...

You could always use something like those youtube to mp3 converter sites and get something from the halcyon days of Australian rules