. Post of the day: http://www.matestellingstories.com/uploads/n70N8DQRMCN0S.jpg aeon’s reply this week ? shirley insipidness riles her sense of injustice !! Shirley bloody does!!! :evil: :x :evil: :x :evil: :x Have been busy along with Ted, Vaas and Lazar executing a contract on behalf of Captain M...

A quick apology. Of course, the post above should have read that it's Saintsationalist WomenAreLikeThat who is one of our favourite pedants. :oops: Pav, is simply, one of our favourites. :) Now, we're just waiting for a quick apology from Alfred E Neuman and the team after the weekend's capitulation...

sorry Aeon i used the word ‘swoon’ yesterday (in another thread) {with no thought of Dodger} without written permission but of course in your honour , Your Honour. Honoured that you chose to <swoon> Gaz. And so is Rodger. And Vaas. (And the two ex-AFL footballers that we were drinking Coronas with ...

Good to see you back Flux, what's Vaas Montenegro up to these days? I've heard different reports. Some say he's on the ground in Wutan. Whilst some say he is taking Greta Thunberg on a sailing trip. Around Cape Horn. And good to hear from you LL. :) Vaas update: Yes, Vaas has indeed been very busy ...

Special thanks to Rodger for the following. http://www.lardlad.com/images/other/thumbs/shelby001.gif Oh Rodger! <swoon> "Equity is in our own self interest." http://youtube.com/watch?v=JGTtGCq9grE Hey you Saintsational people , please try and find a moment to play this in the background so...

Word from talking to a couple of ex-AFL footballers is that Ted has gone into social isolation.

Ok, he's over on Big Floppy.

Same thing.

. The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! Get the Chol! Now, having got that out of the way (again) it’s back to this week's Fuxted Report. Assessment and Fuxted Rant: A family member who follows the Swans sent me a text: "Even when we're bad we can count on beating the Saints Very v...

. Smuggled out of Ted's jail cell and illegally posted on the Twatter page #supportersofTed . We're going to Tassie!!! - List 'management'. - Player recruitment. - Player 'development' - especially mobile big men. - Pre-season training. - The 'vision'. Bookmark it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D...

their. :wink: "their" is possessive, e.g. "The English cricket team has unearthed a rare gem in their new fast bowler" "there" is used like this " There was some concern over fading light" and..... " there was nothing the batsman could do about the Broad...

Fixed. :) . The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! Get the Chol! (See below. ) Now, having got that out of the way, back to this week's Fluxed Report. Assessment: Members kicks that goal, and therefore they don't get that fast goal 30 seconds later. That was the game, we would of held and...

Double post.


Still grieving over our lost pet troll.

. The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! The Chol! Get the Chol! (See below. ) Now, having got that out of the way, back to this week's Fluxed Report. Assessment: Members kicks that goal, and therefore they don't get that fast goal 30 seconds later. That was the game, we would of held and won. How...

. Consistency: St Kilda Football Club Hall of Famer Peter 'Spida' Everitt joins Unpluggered to talk footy, the mighty Saints, and his famous 4th game - at the infamous Victoria Park. https://player.whooshkaa.com/episode/406300 In the interests of consistency (and for some, white peace of mind, so i...

Double post.

Losing Saintsational's pet troll is really having an effect.

5th try at this bloody edit. :? "When one actually cuts threw the PC and corporate speak BS, what we heard there was just more of the same of what the Rich Cho has served up for 6 long and wasted years. The question to ask is what as he actually said??? The answer. Meaningless drivel." &qu...

. And please sign the petition Saintsationalists. https://www.change.org/p/Ted-trolling-hero https://media.tenor.com/images/0f50575d40d4975c5ccd54a1808667ef/tenor.gif - Aeon. Btw, here at the Fuxed Report, we would like to broadcast (in a non-sexist and non-patronising way) that we often agree with...

Not Shanahan's fault? Sure, that's why the club told him to f*** off and not come back. He went to the dees the next year, and I for one held him mostly responsible and was glad he never got to wear saints colours again. :shock: Ouch! Almost afraid to ask, but, How do you feel about Gary Colling......

. Thank you Simon. The videos are back. :D Here comes another really awesome and meaningful horse-fetish thread. Well, at least as awesome and meaningful and horse-fetished as something inspired by Ted (RIP :( ) could be. So, here goes...... :P Remember. It wasn’t that long ago. End of the H&A ...

Loved the Flux Rant Nailed the anti-anti White reasoning Kemp is the logical one if available at Pick #5, #6 or #7 Great INs but sadly will not be realised "Yet another season with no really great teams in the competition. And yet another season we won't be playing finals to make the most of t...

. Hey Firey, I realise a horse in the stables at Caulfield race track is more interesting than yourself but instead of sooking and/or worrying about what I post every second day then try start your own thread or contribute something meaningful. Give it a shot mate. Not so sure that your horse fetis...

What has happened to this site's ability to embed videos? Did someone post something that upset Vaas?




- Aeon.

Next Saturday's team (updated): After a review of our injuries, and a rethink as well... - Webster replaces Coffield. Whilst we're a finals chance, reckon we should go hard (and Hard Saint?) for it. - In that vein, take a punt on Pudding Jack Steven, and replace Sinclair. The fruit tingles are in di...

. Assessment: Scoreline St K 103 def Dreamons 84. Scoreline if <the definite article final-bloodly-ly deleted by SS St K Mods> Cho was still choaching us, Dreamons 84 def St K 63. :idea: :idea: :idea: Thank gawd we're now finally exorcised <the definite article final-bloodly-ly deleted by SS St K M...

. Mailbag update: - Byron, from Byron Bay(?) asks, Genuinely curious to know how long it takes you to compile a post like this??? Can be quite a while, depending on how much (supposed) inside info' passes across the screen to be filtered each week. But still the greatest time determinant is whether...