Saints in Controversial Treatment! (take with grain of salt)

[Dr Spaceman]

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/quest ... 2rguk.html

"An increasing number of alternative clinics are charging people hundreds of dollars to sit in ''salt caves'' for respiratory illnesses and skin complaints such as asthma, eczema and cystic fibrosis.

AFL footballers have also turned to salt therapy to see if it shortens recovery time between games. But medical practitioners say they are not convinced of the therapy and suggest people consult their doctors before paying for it because it could exacerbate their condition...."

[3rd generation saint]

These salt caves are making me thirsty.

[spert]

I'm gonna build me a salt cave

[matrix]

Good lord.
Next we'll all be covering ourselves head to toe in kelp because of the sea minerals.
Then it will be kelp sewn Skins...kelp drinks, sleeping on kelp, washing your hair in kelp

[Dr Spaceman]

I'm gonna build me a salt cave

I'll bring the potato cakes

[Kickit]

You really have to wonder what possible benefit it could have compared with , ( for example ) going for a swim in the ocean or a salt water pool.

[Dr Spaceman]

And those nasty buggers at The Age are linking us to the Essendope scandal and one of Hirdy's mates

[markp]

I think Rod Butterss had a cave like this in his Brighton mansion.

[saintbrat]

Bit slow there, been or did do it way back in Feb,
I would think couldn't hurt for colds etc
Atleast its not injected

[Selhurst Saint]

Not great for the Arteries!!

[spert]

The Seaford Salt Caves..could be a good tourist attraction..

[cowboy18]

Surprised they didn't go with the "Saints guilty of a salt scandal" headline.

[markp]

Surprised they didn't go with the "Saints guilty of a salt scandal" headline.

That'd be "Sodium Chloride scandal"

[thejiggingsaint]

What next?; Vinegar baths? Margerine massages ......hmmm? may investigate THAT one meself

[Sainternist]

If this treatment works, I sure could use a bit for a bronchial-type cold I've been unable to shrug off. Probably set me back a fair few bucks though.

[stevie]

No Colorado anymore.

Boys will be off to...

SIBERIA!

[Dr Spaceman]

Could've used it for Leigh Fisher, Sam Fisher & Danny Frawley.

Would've had a nice meal of lightly salted Fish n Chips and potato cakes

[3rd generation saint]

And those nasty buggers at The Age are linking us to the Essendope scandal and one of Hirdy's mates

What, Kim Duthie wasn't there?

[stevie]

And those nasty buggers at The Age are linking us to the Essendope scandal and one of Hirdy's mates

Boys are probably listening to Sgt Pepper...

Or Salt and Pepa's 'Push It'

[3rd generation saint]

Well there taking their problems with a little bit more than a grain of salt.

[Jarred]

No Colorado anymore.

Boys will be off to...

SIBERIA!

I heard they are going to..... SALT Lake City!

[plugger66]

And we all know there favourite group.

[Wayne42]

Surprised they didn't go with the "Saints guilty of a salt scandal" headline.

Wait until Caro gets wind of it, she'll go off like a fire cracker

[Trev from the Bush]

Whatever the supposed benefits, nothing has worked this season!

Could be worse, the headline could have read "Saints Charged With a Salt" or something worse. Lucky The Truth is long out of print!

[stevie]

Calling all Sainters (or Salters)

Fans are invited to come with their beloved team on a new type of training camp! Forget about the altitude in Boulder; forget about Arizona; and forget about being injected in some industrial area of Tullamarine...

We are off to....

LAKE HART IN SOUTH AUSSTRALIA!

Yes, a huge dry salt lake awaits fans and players who can brave the 3 day bus there (four if leaving from Seaford). But once arriving at this wondrous place out the back of Bumfuck, all the sporting technology in the world cannot compete with salt caves...BUILT BY YOU, SIDE BY SIDE WITH ROO, DAL, LENNY AND OTHER OLD SALTS!