Dunstan's haircut

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Dunstan's haircut

Post: # 1725482Post Winmar7 »

First it was Gresham, and now Dunstan has added himself to the small but growing list footballers with this bogan-mohawk-unfinished-sidebuzz haircut thing. As disgraceful and embarrassing as our football has been this year, these haircuts are far far worse - and are on a par with Joe Daniher's upper lip fuzz and the entirety of Justin Westoff above the shoulders. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Dunstan and Gresham should both be sent back to the VFL until they can grace the field with a proper haircut. They remind me of that famous Simpsons episode from years ago when Monty Burns ordered someone to cut off his sideburns!

Unless you play like Dustin Martin, who started this whole "fashion," then short back and sides please boys! :P


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Post: # 1725492Post saynta »

Well said cuz.


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Post: # 1725502Post Saintmatt »

Winmar7 wrote:First it was Gresham, and now Dunstan has added himself to the small but growing list footballers with this bogan-mohawk-unfinished-sidebuzz haircut thing. As disgraceful and embarrassing as our football has been this year, these haircuts are far far worse - and are on a par with Joe Daniher's upper lip fuzz and the entirety of Justin Westoff above the shoulders. :shock: :shock: :shock:

Dunstan and Gresham should both be sent back to the VFL until they can grace the field with a proper haircut. They remind me of that famous Simpsons episode from years ago when Monty Burns ordered someone to cut off his sideburns!

Unless you play like Dustin Martin, who started this whole "fashion," then short back and sides please boys! :P
Yep - agree. When you play like a treacle-slow, one-paced, one-sided, poor kicking midfielder ... you really don't want to draw any more attention to yourself than necessary by also sporting an overly sh1t haircut. Add Newnes to that list too.


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Re: Dunstan's haircut

Post: # 1725539Post desertsaint »

don't like it, but 100% better than the hipster man buns and beards. beards used to be the sign of men that could swing an axe or carry a broken down harley. nowadays they're a sign that there's a decent latte available within 200 metres.


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Re: Dunstan's haircut

Post: # 1725541Post parkeysainter »

Dunstan is from country SA.
In all seriousness though, still a s*** haircut.


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Post: # 1725547Post noddy04 »

So what that hes from country SA. He has been one of our better players for the games he has played this season. Who gives a fat rats clacker what our players haircuts are. Just get behind them for a change.


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Post: # 1725548Post parkeysainter »

noddy04 wrote:So what that hes from country SA. He has been one of our better players for the games he has played this season. Who gives a fat rats clacker what our players haircuts are. Just get behind them for a change.
Just a joke mate. I love Dunstan, think he will be our next skipper possibly.
But its still a s*** haircut.


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Post: # 1725555Post Scollop »

Hope he didn't pay for it


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Re: Dunstan's haircut

Post: # 1725561Post Enrico_Misso »

Buy him a mirror so he can see how stupid he looks.


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