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joffaboy
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WayneJudson42 wrote:Yet another message from God... that we should repent our evil ways.

Pay attention Joffa! Heed the warnings.
So is that the same god that had this logic.

God "hey Jesus"

Jesus"yeah what?"

God "Feel like going to Earth as a human on a suicide mission?"

Jesus "Umm not really, sounds dangerous"

God "Dont worry son, they cant really hurt you because you are actually me."

Jesus "Oh OK, but how does the other Us, the Holy Ghost, fit in?"

God " Not sure, I'm getting confused with all these voices in my head, remind me again, is the Holy Ghost got something to do with the Archangel Gabriel?"

Jesus "Oh s.hit dad/me I dont know, but he is giving me the irrites, if I am going on a suicide mission, the least he can do is go down and tell Mary you are gunna impregnate her"

All makes perfect rationals sense. :roll:


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Post: # 711166Post stinger »

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


.everybody still loves lenny....and we always will

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Post: # 711184Post WayneJudson42 »

joffaboy wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:Yet another message from God... that we should repent our evil ways.

Pay attention Joffa! Heed the warnings.
So is that the same god that had this logic.

God "hey Jesus"

Jesus"yeah what?"

God "Feel like going to Earth as a human on a suicide mission?"

Jesus "Umm not really, sounds dangerous"

God "Dont worry son, they cant really hurt you because you are actually me."

Jesus "Oh OK, but how does the other Us, the Holy Ghost, fit in?"

God " Not sure, I'm getting confused with all these voices in my head, remind me again, is the Holy Ghost got something to do with the Archangel Gabriel?"

Jesus "Oh s.hit dad/me I dont know, but he is giving me the irrites, if I am going on a suicide mission, the least he can do is go down and tell Mary you are gunna impregnate her"

All makes perfect rationals sense. :roll:
:lol:

Going by Stinger's thread on the Gen Forum... the immaculate conception theory now makes sense.

It was the turkey baster! :lol:


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Post: # 711190Post golden hawk »

did not feel as bad as other quake even though was same size , in mooroolbark but i hear we should expect a few more over the next month


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Post: # 711203Post saintspremiers »

Definitely Climate Change, Global Warming, CO2.

Without doubt.


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Post: # 711279Post evertonfc »

stinger wrote:People have reported feeling the quake in the CBD, Box Hill, Footscray, Heathmont, Warrandyte, Glen Waverley, Emerald, Port Melbourne, St Kilda, Warragul and Phillip Island about 4.30pm.
See Barks, that's why St Kilda has nothing to do with, erm, St Kilda.


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Post: # 711789Post golden hawk »

volcano near tonga may not have helped i think , may have triggered our little quake if you ask me


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