Flux Announcement: Eleni Andriana Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club meeting.

[AeonFlux]

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It's been way way too long, but thankfully for Dan Butler........... she's back baby!!!!

F#&k yeah!

Proceedings will be opened by Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club President, and on-line racism research poll junkie, St Nosher.


The keynote address (pre-recorded) will be given by Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club patron and number one ticket holder, Old Phil. The topics will be some of Old Phil's favourites... white arm bands, unisex toilets, and the power of on-line surveys. Suffice to say, expect something suitably combative, and totally non-PC. Plus, probably some really really bad dad jokes. Onya Old Phil!


Mick Thomas will be taking the wide open road from Wellard all the way back to Melbourne, hoping for a decent cup of coffee, but also, to deliver a tribute to the Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club's newest life member, Trev from the Boat. Onya Mick! And onya Trev!



But the entertainment won't be stopping there. At Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club President St Nosher's personal request, Ted 'Ace' Bullpit will then be stepping-up to lead all in attendance through a rousing rendition of his favourite song, Lily of Luguna... burrump, burrump. Come on. You can't say you don't know the words. Onya 'Ace'!



And if everyone gets lucky, Ted 'Ace' Bullpit will then perform a few more of his personal favourites. Onya 'Ace'!



There will also be a special Saints' player meet n' greet. St Nosher has organised for young gun Ryan Byrbes to be present. The word from a couple of ex-AFL footballers, is that Ryan will be speaking about his recent Deed Poll experience on SS.


Afterwards, game time, there mightn't be much scoreboard nourishment, but unlike our forwards, for Eleni Andriana Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club members, everyone will easily score copious amounts HarryM's famous gourmet quiche... delivered on a platter. (Vegetarian though. St Nosher has refused to allow any more chickens to lose their heads.) Onya Harry! Onya Nosh!
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And for those who were wanting a little insight into culinary mastermind of Harry



Saintsationalists were recently treated to a recipe sharing extravaganza courtesy of St Nosher and St Joffa. Nosher was so inspired by that that he has deemed to cook up a little storm for the Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club members.

Whoops. What happened there? At least that chook kept its head though.


Then, club members will all retire to the bar to cheer-on our golden girl. (And also to see if the Sayntas can once again do it for Old Phil.)


However, a word of warning. If anyone notices that now famous 'slightly metallic taste' in their drink, then best not to consume it. Instead, do your bit for Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club Vice-President comrade Rosputin's leadership ambitions... slip some into Nosher's raspberry cordial.


Oh, and don't forget the fundraiser for the Northwest Imperative.
Buy some raffle tickets. Only $25 each, or three for $100.
See Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club Vice-President comrade Rosputin for these.
First prize is a new car! Wow! (Picture is for illustrative purposes only. Don't worry, your actual car will be white.)

Second prize is a personal, one-on-one, one hour curling masterclass coaching session with HarryM.
Third prize is a personal one-on-one, two hour curling masterclass coaching session with HarryM.





Time:
Before the match.
Venue:
The Saxon Room.
With thanks to Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club Vice-President comrade Rosputin for making the room available. Saintsational's favourite Russian operate drove down early from the Canberra embassy to personally arrange the booking. (And to also deliver those GAZ spare parts that he smuggled into the country in his diplomatic luggage. Onya comrade Rosputin!)





PS: Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club members will be wearing curly black arm bands in memory of the recently assassinated political dissident Joffa Burns. Vale Joffa.






PPS: Just don't tell Dan or the CHO about this meeting.

Dear Aeon,

Take care, and great to see you at the footy.

And yes Aeon honey, I wouldn't miss a meeting of the Eleni Glouftsis (OAM) Fan Club. Will Nosher be there too? And don't worry, not a word from me about the meeting to Dan or the CHO.

Fred. ..................................................................

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[WellardSaint]

Did she give that free to Butler vs the Giants at the death, when he bumped a Giant, and got a goal?

[asiu]

well
i’ll be fluxed




am i crazy or am i sane

[Jacks Back]

What happened to the plugger picture at the bottom?

[AeonFlux]

Did she give that free to Butler vs the Giants at the death, when he bumped a Giant, and got a goal?

Correct.

well
i’ll be fluxed

am i crazy or am i sane

Both.

What happened to the plugger picture at the bottom?

Having finally gotten his Commodore out of that ditch, it went to his head. Sadly his Twattterface avatar is now too big to use.





Seems he's almost as delusional as Paddy Ryder was in his "We wanted to bring effort, and we brought effort" interview............... fresh from that 5 goals to one against final quarter, playing a barely VFL-standard Road Kill FC team!!!


I've been speaking with a couple of ex-AFL footballers, and the word is that after viewing that Paddy interview, the CHO was straight on the phone. He's offering Paddy the job of heading up PR for the state's Covid hotel incubation program.


The club is aware of this, and is willing to grant Paddy another leave of absence.......... on the condition that this time he bloody-well takes his cousin with him!!!!!!

F*&K yeah! That bloke ran around like a f*&king headless chook.

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