"Confidential information" board meeting transcri

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 7:44pm

I got it from a friend

who got it from a friend who

got it from a friend who

found it in the gutter outside the doctor's office

by the way my sauce is impeccable

I have taken the liberty of editing out the unimportant pieces

also the actual numbers and names of the board members have been changed to protect the innocent

board member number one "so what's the latest with Benny"

board member number three "I hear he has a new haircut"

board member number five "why did he want to go and do that an upset the AFL"

board member number four "they are not happy"

board member number five "any other news "

board member number two "he is apparently superfit after 12 months off and is training the house down"

board member number one "so do we pick him up or not "

board member number three "I say yes"

board member 1 "that is a yes from me to"

board member 2 "yes from me also"

board member 4 "you do know that the AFL do not want him playing"

board member 5 "worse than that dimwit does not want him playing"

board member 3 "yeah that's true, make that a no from me"

board member 2 "no also"

board member 1 "no way, I had forgotten about dimwit"

board member 4 "dammit and we were so close,no"

board member 5 "that makes it unanimous then"

board member 2 "so what do we do now?"

Board member 1 "I don't know about you, I'm going to grab a couple of Jack's and Coke and head over to the pool table"

board member 4 "but what do we tell the supporters "

board member 2 "yes what do we tell the supporters"

board member 5 "we can't tell them it's because we didn't like the way he tied his shoelaces"

board member 1 "I've got a friend who is a politician, they always choose to use "confidential information""

board member 3 "so that's it we grab a couple of drinks, head down to the pool table and tell be supporters, that we had a four-hour meeting and that we cannot disclose the reasons for not picking up ben apart from "confidential information", all in favour?"

Board member 1 "affirmative"

board member 2 "okay by me"

board member 3 "i'm in"

board member 4 "that's a yes from me"

board member 5 "okay then youse guys goin get the drinks and I shall wrack them up"

meeting ended

believe it or not

duckduckduckgoose · Wed 17 Dec 2008 7:54pm

http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,865 ... 11,00.html

yeah the afl dont want those mega dollars Ben will bring in next year.

Devilhead · Post: # 687418Post **Devilhead** » Wed 17 Dec 2008 7:57pm

Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:00pm

duckduckduckgoose wrote:http://www.foxsports.com.au/story/0,865 ... 11,00.html

yeah the afl dont want those mega dollars Ben will bring in next year.

and i quote

"late n Monday night, of course, after being tripped up by the commission's decision to reject the Polak plan, Richmond decided to do exactly that. "

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:02pm

Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

hey dont shoot the messenger

WayneJudson42 · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:02pm

Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:04pm

WayneJudson42 wrote:
Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

funny i'm a day time comedian

didn think i was that funny but ok

Mr Magic · Post: # 687425Post **Mr Magic** » Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:07pm

sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

funny i'm a day time comedian

didn think i was that funny but ok

Where do you work?
In a funeral parlour?

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:10pm

Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

funny i'm a day time comedian

didn think i was that funny but ok
Where do you work?
In a funeral parlour?

similar

corporate functions and board(or should i say BORED meetings,get it)

WayneJudson42 · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:15pm

Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

funny i'm a day time comedian

didn think i was that funny but ok
Where do you work?
In a funeral parlour?

Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.

Mr Magic · Post: # 687429Post **Mr Magic** » Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:16pm

sainteronline wrote:
Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

funny i'm a day time comedian

didn think i was that funny but ok
Where do you work?
In a funeral parlour?
similar

corporate functions and board(or should i say BORED meetings,get it)

I've got an idea for you.

Why don't you team up with B4e and do a 'stand up duo act' at the Palais in St Kilda?

The SHow could be titled 'No-ones Listening'

I'm sure you could sell heaps of tickets - at least a few to your respective families who would attend out of loyalty.

Maybe even Boy Scout Cousins would turn up as long as you promised him pre and post show drinks - coke and ice? You'ld recognize him because he'd arrive on teh back of a motorbike and his bodyguards all have leather kjackets with 'Coffin Cheaters' on the back.

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:17pm

WayneJudson42 wrote:
Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.

my stalker returns lmao

Mr Magic · Post: # 687431Post **Mr Magic** » Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:19pm

sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.
my stalker returns lmao

Now that line is absolutely hilarious!

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:20pm

Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Devilhead wrote:Whatever you do DON'T give up your day job

funny i'm a day time comedian

didn think i was that funny but ok
Where do you work?
In a funeral parlour?
similar

corporate functions and board(or should i say BORED meetings,get it)
I've got an idea for you.

Why don't you team up with B4e and do a 'stand up duo act' at the Palais in St Kilda?

The SHow could be titled 'No-ones Listening'

I'm sure you could sell heaps of tickets - at least a few to your respective families who would attend out of loyalty.

Maybe even Boy Scout Cousins would turn up as long as you promised him pre and post show drinks - coke and ice? You'ld recognize him because he'd arrive on teh back of a motorbike and his bodyguards all have leather kjackets with 'Coffin Cheaters' on the back.

sorry i dont do duets with males

might be ok 4 you

butt(get it) not me

not that theres anything wrong with that

WayneJudson42 · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:21pm

sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.
my stalker returns lmao

Yes... I'm watching you... be afraid... be very afraid...

BTW, this is your 2nd brilliant thread in 2 weeks. Neither were funny. But top marks for effort.

Now please excuse me, I gotta change my undies from laughing so much...

Know thy limits son... know they limits.

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:21pm

Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.
my stalker returns lmao
Now that line is absolutely hilarious!

unlike you

apart from to look at aparently that is

Mr Magic · Post: # 687438Post **Mr Magic** » Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:23pm

sainteronline wrote:
Mr Magic wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.
my stalker returns lmao
Now that line is absolutely hilarious!
unlike you

apart from to look at aparently that is

Where's Dan Warna when we need some light comic relief?

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:23pm

WayneJudson42 wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
Nice guess. Now can you name his boss? He's also on this forum.
my stalker returns lmao
Yes... I'm watching you... be afraid... be very afraid...

BTW, this is your 2nd brilliant thread in 2 weeks. Neither were funny. But top marks for effort.

Now please excuse me, I gotta change my undies from laughing so much...

Know thy limits son... know they limits.

i know my limits

I CAN MAKE IT TO THE TOILET,unlike some

WayneJudson42 · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:25pm

sainteronline wrote:
butt (get it) me

not that theres anything wrong with that

Yes, my suspicions are confirmed. Seems like you've been getting it a bit too often lately.

Now THAT's FUNNY!

BOOM BOOM!

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:27pm

WayneJudson42 wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
butt (get it) me

not that theres anything wrong with that
Yes, my suspicions are confirmed. Seems like you've been getting it a bit too often lately.

Now THAT's FUNNY!

BOOM BOOM!

whats my sex life got to do with you

pervert

selective editing it actually says"butt(get it) not me"

PJ · Post: # 687446Post PJ » Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:37pm

Where is this going???

Mr Magic · Post: # 687448Post **Mr Magic** » Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:40pm

PJ wrote:Where is this going???

Round and round the OP's mind - he thinks it's funny

WayneJudson42 · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:46pm

sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
butt (get it) me

not that theres anything wrong with that
Yes, my suspicions are confirmed. Seems like you've been getting it a bit too often lately.

Now THAT's FUNNY!

BOOM BOOM!
whats my sex life got to do with you

pervert

selective editing it actually says"butt(get it) not me"

Must be difficult posting cr@p whilst standing up... but I do admire your persistance. Try an ice pack.

You are owned! Checkmate. Now buzz off.

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:47pm

Mr Magic wrote:
PJ wrote:Where is this going???
Round and round the OP's mind - he thinks it's funny

it's not funny

its FACT

sainteronline · Wed 17 Dec 2008 8:49pm

WayneJudson42 wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
WayneJudson42 wrote:
sainteronline wrote:
butt (get it) me

not that theres anything wrong with that
Yes, my suspicions are confirmed. Seems like you've been getting it a bit too often lately.

Now THAT's FUNNY!

BOOM BOOM!
whats my sex life got to do with you

pervert

selective editing it actually says"butt(get it) not me"
Must be difficult posting cr@p whilst standing up... but I do admire your persistance. Try an ice pack.

You are owned! Checkmate. Now buzz off.

what

how

and what