What -- Goddard takes arguably the two best marks of 2010 and no captain tips him for this year's mark of this year?

I'm obviously ignorant when it comes to current day hand signals so can someone explain exactly what Jarryd Blair's hand gesture means. I'm serious. Is it a universally accepted hand signal? If it is too lewd to explain on the open forum could somebody please PM me so that I can get up to speed and...

Yeah, I'm just waiting for the next "Saints scandal":

ROSS LYON'S CAR CLIPPED BY FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE

GWILT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

HAYES OVERDUE ON GAS BILL

GRAM'S NEIGHBOUR COMPLAINS ABOUT BARKING DOG

MILNE SPITS ON SIDEWALK, DOESN'T SAY SORRY

No pics, sorry. Trust me, though ...

Seen his girlfriend. A stunner.

So much for those rumours.

Agreed. There are plenty here who'll say they don't care what jumper we wear as long as we win ... and it's hard to argue with that. But that's assuming that the jumper we wear has absolutely no bearing on our capacity to win. And is that really true? Nathan Thompson for one has commented on the pow...

We shouldn't have to thank a journalist for being thoughtful and balanced ... but thank you, Greg Baum. You're a beacon. The trail of destruction wrought by "Ms X" now includes a small army of sleazy, gullible, dog-whistling, pimping, super-hypocritical, self-righteous and self-aggrandizin...

To have a sexual relationship with a 15 year old girl and expect to be excused because he thought she was older, and yet not accept Gilbo was similarly duped, is outrageous. Hinch had sex with this girl when he was in his early thirties and claims he thought she was 25. Now that beggars belief. Mis...

Another unfounded attempt to slur the St Kilda Football Club gets dismantled.

Until the next slur ... probably involving the rape case of "ex-St Kilda player Andrew Lovett".

Sorry ... I meant Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf.

A word of caution. Kimmie lies so often and effortlessly that she may have been lying on 60 Minutes ... just spinning the new, sanctioned version of events (in exchange for accommodation). I expect this is the line that The Human Headline will take. Meanwhile, did you see her do the poor-innocent-me...

If this club wears its clash strip for ANOTHER home game against Essendon (Rd 3) then I think it's sending a very bad message to the team and the supporters -- that we're second class.

It's that kind of thinking that prevents a team going the full distance and winning a flag.

In related news, KD is negotiating a deal with 60 Minutes. One wonders if the Saints really got anything out of the deal to pay for her accommodation until she "got her life back on track". For this pathological narcissist, "back on track" means an even longer trail of destruction.

Get used to it. The Saints had the second worst free-kick ration in the league last year (pretty amazing for a hard-tackling defensive side) and I expect it to get even worse this year. Because of our media-driven image. Seedy, scandal-plagued, asking for punishment. Anybody who thinks that umpiring...

And since we've worn our pre-season clash guernsey against Essendon already, and since we wore it last week against the Cats as well, we'll no doubt be wearing our home jumper tonight against the Bombers. And the Bombers will be wearing their clash ...

... oh, wait a minute, that's right.

Apology coming from Hinch ...

...any minute now ...

Ricky Nixon may or may not be a sleazebag, but as player agents go (compared to, say, Paul Connors) he's certainly been a friend of St Kilda's over the years. He's never tried to drag Roo or Dal away, he tried desperately to get Ben Cousins to the club, and more recently he gave us Tommy Walsh. (And...

Am I the only man in Melbourne not to have had a piece of this wench?

I'm feeling left out ...

Hinch did always dream of breaking a Watergate-like scandal that changed the fate of nations.

But someone should tell him that Ricky Nixon isn't Richard Nixon and KD isn't Deep Throat.

On second thoughts ...

Memories of that underrated Sean Connery movie The Offence (1973). Connery is a London cop who viciously beats up a child molester ... because he's trying to deny/suppress his own paedophilic tendencies. It's called projection. Hinch is very good at it. And we saw a lot of it with the moral outrage ...

I've noted this elsewhere, but in one of his autobiographies Hinch admitted to wanking so often as a teenager than his wizzer bled.

Today his wizzer must be red raw ...

This week he called the bloke in NZ and without knowing anything about him, immediately took the view that he was telling the truth and that the grubby Saints were covering it up. He then took calls from people with the same agenda and basically attacked the club's sponsors and those who may seek t...

On the otherhand the Hinch stuff is pure crap and I simply cannot justify his commentary as anything else. He has got it in for us ever since he took up the crusade for KD. This week he called the bloke in NZ and without knowing anything about him, immediately took the view that he was telling the ...

Hear hear. A lot of media commentary is telling us that we've had the off-season from hell, we're off the rails, the team is being torn apart, blah blah blah ... As if there isn't a whole lot of wishful thinking behind it all. There have been a couple of home-grown scandals, sure, but most of it has...

Too damaging not to be squashed??????