philtee wrote:
Reminded me of this -
http://www.bartleby.com/195/12.html

Big thanks back for the chance of a re-read. Dickins <3

gringo wrote:
Except I think he was taking the piss out of my drunken rant that preceded it. I can't help channeling some 19th century whiskey sodden philosopher when ever drink.

I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know...

I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how far is Up, how long it takes to get Away, and what becomes of Gone. I have discovered the length of the sea serpent, the price of priceless, and the square of the hippopotamus. I know ...

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saintbrat wrote:
to the best of Knowledge Jack is NOT on twitter and this is unfair- as many would not know that,

+ 1

aaand my boss owes me ten bucks.