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Post: # 1020775Post Enrico_Misso »

I've done some rigorous research and come up with a pretty robust profile of the Hacker

1) It would be a "he"
2) Age around 25-30
3) Never had a fulltime job
4) Still lives at home
5) Small effeminate frame but morbidly overweight on diet of pizza, burgers and coke
6) Thick glasses due to years of screen exposure
7) Beard due to laziness rather than grooming decision
8) Dresses in online gaming t-shirt and tracky daks that half cover his arse
9) White bleached skin due to total unfamiliarity with the sun
10) Parents divorced when a teenager, mother now with new partner, father gone.
11) Never had a girlfriend (see 12), though has flirted on Technology chat sites
12) Not sure if he is straight
13) Has blisters on his right palm
14) Plays concurrent online games
15) Has a slight stutter

Perhaps others can add to this?
And someone might be able to generate a profile photo.


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Post: # 1020776Post HSVKing »

Enrico_Misso wrote:And someone might be able to generate a profile photo.
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Post: # 1020777Post Dr Spaceman »

HSVKing wrote:
Enrico_Misso wrote:And someone might be able to generate a profile photo.
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I'd rather be a Dribbler than a Hacker 8-)


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Post: # 1020779Post Batnoe »

hahaha

same image in my head

however i would imagine he would be one of those nerds that have calf muscles the size of my head and has never played sport in his life... does he do calf raises under the desk?


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Post: # 1020780Post HSVKing »

Batnoe wrote:does he do calf raises under the desk?
Only to speak from behind :shock:


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Post: # 1020781Post GrumpyOne »

HSVKing wrote:
Batnoe wrote:does he do calf raises under the desk?
Only to speak from behind :shock:
I can only think of one reason why somebody would raise a calf under their desk....... the word poddy comes to mind.


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Post: # 1020784Post ChicagoSaint »

:lol: @ Hackermenace


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Post: # 1020786Post St Lenny »

HSV King, love it.


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Post: # 1020791Post clarky449 »

Why would someone hack a footy forum.


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Post: # 1020794Post Dr Spaceman »

clarky449 wrote:Why would someone hack a footy forum.
Well the AFL would.

Coz we speak the truth here and they don't like it!!!


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Post: # 1020796Post markp »

clarky449 wrote:Why would someone hack a footy forum.
Why would someone do what that Canberra Raiders player is reported to have been photographed doing... ? :shock:

It takes all kinds, and many are just wrong in the head.


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Post: # 1020798Post Life Long Saint »

markp wrote:
clarky449 wrote:Why would someone hack a footy forum.
Why would someone do what that Canberra Raiders player is reported to have been photographed doing... ? :shock:

It takes all kinds, and many are just wrong in the head.
What was he photographed doing?


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Post: # 1020802Post shmic_s »

http://www.theage.com.au/rugby-league/l ... 17f99.html :shock:


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Post: # 1020809Post Enrico_Misso »

What a dog :shock:


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Post: # 1020812Post GrumpyOne »


A very low act....... it was a dashhound.


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Post: # 1020817Post Dr Spaceman »

GrumpyOne wrote:

A very low act....... it was a dashhound.
Otherwise known as a sausage dog :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post: # 1020818Post Enrico_Misso »

Why can't he just stick to normal things,
like defecating in hotel rooms.


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Post: # 1020892Post matrix »

titles pretty misleading then.... :?


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Post: # 1020893Post matrix »

post arent posting correctly either
they go above the last ones in the thread not below.

sites fycked
its the time and date

fix it
its what we pay for


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Post: # 1020882Post HSVKing »

Enrico_Misso wrote:Why can't he just stick to normal things,
like defecating in hotel rooms.
Now now, that's too normal.




It was in a hotel lobby last time :lol:


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Post: # 1020886Post ChicagoSaint »

Dr Spaceman wrote:
GrumpyOne wrote:

A very low act....... it was a dashhound.
Otherwise known as a sausage dog :lol: :lol: :lol:
bakes livid :lol:


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Post: # 1021024Post 3rd generation saint »

Actually you have just described the about 85% of the filth supporters, except, most of them would not know how to turn a computer on.


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