THE ORACLE

bigcarl · Post: # 1109504Post **bigcarl** » Sat 23 Jul 2011 9:53am

Does this Oracle have a name? Or should he/she/GT be known simply as the Oracle?

mullet · Post: # 1109582Post **mullet** » Sat 23 Jul 2011 11:11am

stevie wrote:
hungry for a premiership wrote:THE ORACLE HAS INFORMED ME THAT WE WILL MAKE THE PRELIMINARY FINAL
i already deduced this - does that make me an oracle?

Seriously - and don't call me stevie - we can get to a prelim. Play either Filth or Cats, wouldn't bother me, though meeting carlsum - if by a miracle they get that far - would be a bonus.

Stevie please donot disrespect the Oracle. There is only one Oracle. You are not worthy. We are but mere mortals.

All Hail the Oracle!!!!

Dan Warna · Sat 23 Jul 2011 12:45pm

Anakin was supposed bring balance to the force and destroy the sith, they got that one wrong...

Jacks Back · Mon 25 Jul 2011 11:19am

Will we win this week OH GREAT ONE?

If so, by how much your ORACLENESS?

stevie · Post: # 1110468Post **stevie** » Mon 25 Jul 2011 1:49pm

Forgive my impetousness, ORACLE...

I await your prediction for this week with bated breath...

hungry for a premiership · Wed 27 Jul 2011 5:16pm

Perfectionist wrote:

Pity the Oracle can't predict eleven weeks in advance. Would save us a lot of unnecessary stress.

Of course the Oracle can predict in advance. It's the Oracle. That's what the Oracle does. The further into the future we go, however, the harder it is for the Oracle to foresee.

The Oracle has informed me that:

This week: we will comfortably account for the Gold Coast Suns by a minimum of 5 goals.

In round 20: we will comfortably account for Fremantle by a minimum of 5 goals.

In round 21: The oracle can not yet foresee the result of this game.

In round 22: We will manage to beat Sydney in a close game.

In round 23: We will comfortably account for North Melbourne.

In round 24: We will beat Carlton in (what is likely to be) a close game.

We will finish the season sixth on the ladder.

In the elimination final: We will win.

In the semi-final: We will win (as long as we don't play West Coast in Perth. If we do, the Oracle cannot foresee the result. This is unlikely, though.)

In the preliminary final: The oracle cannot yet foresee the result of this game.

The Oracle has no further predictions to make for now, except to say that the Oracle has foreseen that as long as Ross Lyon is coach of the St.Kilda football club, it is only a matter of time until we win a flag.

The Oracle looks forward to seeing the Oracle's above mentioned acts of foresight manifest themselves into reality over the following weeks. The Oracle will be back here before the Preliminary final to give the result of that particular match. If I learn anything new from the Oracle before then, I'll be sure to pass that information onto you.

SainterK · Post: # 1111703Post **SainterK** » Wed 27 Jul 2011 5:32pm

If nothing else, the oracle is polite.

SaintPav · Post: # 1111711Post **SaintPav** » Wed 27 Jul 2011 5:41pm

hungry for a premiership wrote:Perfectionist wrote:

Pity the Oracle can't predict eleven weeks in advance. Would save us a lot of unnecessary stress.

Of course the Oracle can predict in advance. It's the Oracle. That's what the Oracle does. The further into the future we go, however, the harder it is for the Oracle to foresee.

The Oracle has informed me that:

This week: we will comfortably account for the Gold Coast Suns by a minimum of 5 goals.

In round 20: we will comfortably account for Fremantle by a minimum of 5 goals.

In round 21: The oracle can not yet foresee the result of this game.

In round 22: We will manage to beat Sydney in a close game.

In round 23: We will comfortably account for North Melbourne.

In round 24: We will beat Carlton in (what is likely to be) a close game.

We will finish the season sixth on the ladder.

In the elimination final: We will win.

In the semi-final: We will win (as long as we don't play West Coast in Perth. If we do, the Oracle cannot foresee the result. This is unlikely, though.)

In the preliminary final: The oracle cannot yet foresee the result of this game.

The Oracle has no further predictions to make for now, except to say that the Oracle has foreseen that as long as Ross Lyon is coach of the St.Kilda football club, it is only a matter of time until we win a flag.

The Oracle looks forward to seeing the Oracle's above mentioned acts of foresight manifest themselves into reality over the following weeks. The Oracle will be back here before the Preliminary final to give the result of that particular match. If I learn anything new from the Oracle before then, I'll be sure to pass that information onto you.

I do not mean to disrespect the Oracle but he is getting ahead of himself. Why can he predict some games and not others?

mr six o'clock · Wed 27 Jul 2011 5:45pm

The Oracle is a new apartment complex in broadbeach Qld on the gold coast .
Does H F A P work in real estate , and is trying to flog us apartments with subliminal messages ?

InkerSaint · Wed 27 Jul 2011 6:35pm

Do not pester the Oracle with inanities!

Let the predictions continue.

desertsaint · Wed 27 Jul 2011 6:48pm

is the oracle always allowed a margin of error of +/- 48 points?

Jacks Back · Wed 27 Jul 2011 7:29pm

Thank you ORACLE for your wisdom and insight.

3rd generation saint · Wed 27 Jul 2011 9:09pm

Can the Oracle give me this week's Tattslotto numbers?

gringo · Post: # 1111789Post **gringo** » Wed 27 Jul 2011 9:16pm

Seems the oracle is of similar optimistic tendencies as myself, why is the oracle not ridiculed by the wider community like myself. Perhaps the sensitive radar equipment also acts as a shield.

bigcarl · Post: # 1111792Post **bigcarl** » Wed 27 Jul 2011 9:21pm

How does the Oracle make his predictions?

Reading animal innards as per usual Oracle practices?

... or by a more 21st Century method?

It's okay if his Highness is not prepared to answer my humble inquiry though.

hungry for a premiership · Wed 27 Jul 2011 10:46pm

Can the Oracle give me this week's Tattslotto numbers?

The Oracle is not concerned with fiscal matters.

How does the Oracle make his predictions?

By seeing into the future.

mullet · Post: # 1111844Post **mullet** » Wed 27 Jul 2011 10:54pm

I love the oracle

bigcarl · Post: # 1111875Post **bigcarl** » Wed 27 Jul 2011 11:57pm

hungry for a premiership wrote:
Can the Oracle give me this week's Tattslotto numbers?

The Oracle is not concerned with fiscal matters.

How does the Oracle make his predictions?

By seeing into the future.

Of course. How could I have not forseen that O Great One.

matrix · Post: # 1111878Post **matrix** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 12:08am

pity the oracle couldnt of seen the closure of the bluff and bluster thread that got locked
i couldve got in ten mins b4 and posted something hilariously funny, witty and intelligent

bigcarl · Post: # 1113229Post **bigcarl** » Sun 31 Jul 2011 1:29am

hungry for a premiership, could you please ask the Oracle (If it pleases his majesty) for a prediction on whether Zac is in trouble for the late hit on Fraser.

mullet · Post: # 1113251Post **mullet** » Sun 31 Jul 2011 9:22am

The Oracle is pretty good. He said we would win by a min of 5 goals. Not far off.

I dont think the oracle should be bothered over stupidity such as that carried out by Zac Dawson

Lets not overburdon his oracleness as he is yet to predict the pf result. Let us not drain his great wisdom wanting to know about Zac and his brain fades.

In the Oracle we trust

dals_da_bomb · Sun 31 Jul 2011 10:41am

would you mind asking the Oracle if it can see me actually having settlement on the house we brought any time in the not so distant future.
Ofcourse Ive considered asking my conveyancor but she is useless in a way words can not justify.
If it helps you can also let the oracle know the banks are ready. Well they have been for 6 weeks now.

matrix · Post: # 1113281Post **matrix** » Sun 31 Jul 2011 10:43am

ask the oracle what my foundation and footings quotes gonna be
ta

mullet · Post: # 1113290Post **mullet** » Sun 31 Jul 2011 11:02am

matrix wrote:ask the oracle what my foundation and footings quotes gonna be
ta

Dont need to be oracle to know it will cost u plenty$$$$$$$

patto · Post: # 1113292Post **patto** » Sun 31 Jul 2011 11:12am

matrix wrote:ask the oracle what my foundation and footings quotes gonna be
ta

Send me ur plans and ill give you a quote as im a concreter