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bigcarl wrote:
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hungry for a premiership wrote:The Oracle has informed me that we will defeat Collingwood by 3 points.
If we pull it off I will want to send the Oracle a slab!!!!
If we pull off the premiership we'll all buy He/She/GT a slab.
Since the Oracle has predicted a close 3 point win and may get slabs off everyone........ I wonder how many slabs the oracle he will miss out on when us saints fans have a heart attack due to the tightness of the game :twisted:


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SunburySaint wrote:
bigcarl wrote:
Buckets wrote:
hungry for a premiership wrote:The Oracle has informed me that we will defeat Collingwood by 3 points.
If we pull it off I will want to send the Oracle a slab!!!!
If we pull off the premiership we'll all buy He/She/GT a slab.
Since the Oracle has predicted a close 3 point win and may get slabs off everyone........ I wonder how many slabs the oracle he will miss out on when us saints fans have a heart attack due to the tightness of the game :twisted:
The Oracle would be able to tell you that already.


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My wife will be receiving oracle if we win... :?


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stevie wrote:My wife will be receiving oracle if we win... :?
Does that count to your once a year festivities :P


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Post: # 1119078Post Superboot »

True story.

I knew someone who had booked an appointment with a clairvoyant. The clairvoyant called and said she had to cancel due to unforeseen circumstances.


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Post: # 1119097Post mullet »

SunburySaint wrote:
stevie wrote:My wife will be receiving oracle if we win... :?
Does that count to your once a year festivities :P
If we win tonight I am tipping in 9 months time there could be quite a few little oracles running around :wink:


Sorry Oracle I hope all this talk does not interfere with your oracleness.


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SunburySaint wrote:
stevie wrote:My wife will be receiving oracle if we win... :?
Does that count to your once a year festivities :P
lol dont tell her that...


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stevie wrote:My wife will be receiving oracle if we win... :?
Bad news for the wife, the Saints and...

Righto Orafice....wot went wrong???


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Calamari on the menu tonight?


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Post: # 1121546Post Jacks Back »

The Oracle was a bit off last week. I notice the Oracle has not shown his oracle yet this week.

From an online dictionary, among other things, an Oracle is:
"any person or thing believed to indicate future action with infallible authority"

So do we now have a Fallible Oracle?


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Post: # 1121552Post mullet »

In defence of the oracle, he/she did say that they could not predict the outcome in their original long range forcast. We did push the oracle for all the wrong reasons.

He/she has predicted a close game this week but we will win. I think we may have pressured the oracle and he/she lost their mojo.

I am still with ya oracle


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Had we kicked straight and hit our targets against the filth we would be hailing the oracle.... Offering wives, first borns, daughters, goats.... Hang on I've been watching Zohan too much.


We pushed the oracle and he misfired, much like an episode and married with children.

The oracle must be treated with care.

I still believe...........


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In defence of the oracle, he/she did say that they could not predict the outcome in their original long range forcast. We did push the oracle for all the wrong reasons.

He/she has predicted a close game this week but we will win. I think we may have pressured the oracle and he/she lost their mojo.

I am still with ya oracle

I didn't want to say anything for fear of ridicule, but I must say, Mullet, that I do agree with what you've said here.

The truth is, the oracle didn't really tell me that we'd beat Collingwood by three points. I just felt I had to give the Oracle's supporters something because they were frothing at the bit to get the result of the Collingwood game, so I went over the Oracle's head and gave the prediction on the Oracle's thread. It was a mistake.

I can say, however, that the rest of the predictions in the Oracle's long range forecast are indeed directly from the Oracle.

I understand that some may be highly skeptical, so I will be silent on here now until we see how accurate the Oracle's long range forecast is, and we'll let the Oracle's record speak for itself.


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the oracle menstrated last week and the goddess left her.
marry her off, or if edible, cook it.


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SunburySaint wrote:Had we kicked straight and hit our targets against the filth we would be hailing the oracle.... Offering wives, first borns, daughters, goats.... Hang on I've been watching Zohan too much.


We pushed the oracle and he misfired, much like an episode and married with children.

The oracle must be treated with care.

I still believe...........
Yeah I had my goat all ready


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hungry for a premiership wrote:
In defence of the oracle, he/she did say that they could not predict the outcome in their original long range forcast. We did push the oracle for all the wrong reasons.

He/she has predicted a close game this week but we will win. I think we may have pressured the oracle and he/she lost their mojo.

I am still with ya oracle

I didn't want to say anything for fear of ridicule, but I must say, Mullet, that I do agree with what you've said here.

The truth is, the oracle didn't really tell me that we'd beat Collingwood by three points. I just felt I had to give the Oracle's supporters something because they were frothing at the bit to get the result of the Collingwood game, so I went over the Oracle's head and gave the prediction on the Oracle's thread. It was a mistake.

I can say, however, that the rest of the predictions in the Oracle's long range forecast are indeed directly from the Oracle.

I understand that some may be highly skeptical, so I will be silent on here now until we see how accurate the Oracle's long range forecast is, and we'll let the Oracle's record speak for itself.
I still believe. And anyway this is a great thread cos no one is swearing at anyone or calling them names. So the oracle has spread peace, love and mung beans after all. Power to ya oracle


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Post: # 1121685Post matrix »

all hail the mighty oracle!!!

hang on :?
what was the last lot of tips and what page were they on?


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Post: # 1124641Post Jacks Back »

I think it's fair to say now that the (so called) oracle is a f*#kin c*nt (sorry wrong thread) I mean a fraud.


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Post: # 1126966Post mullet »

Back on track your oracleness :D


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What's the word Oracle?


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Post: # 1129447Post mullet »

In round 24: We will beat Carlton in (what is likely to be) a close game.

This was the oracles original prediction when it predicted way ahead.

Please do not poo poo the oracle :wink:


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Post: # 1129460Post Jacks Back »

He/she/it also said the following:

"In round 22: We will manage to beat Sydney in a close game. "

Don't go putting your house on it.

Oracle? More like CROCKacle


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Post: # 1129676Post Moorabbin Man »

THE ORACLE IS FULL OF s***!


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Post: # 1130602Post mullet »

Moorabbin Man wrote:THE ORACLE IS FULL OF s***!
Not so much!!!!!!!!!


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Post: # 1185661Post hungry for a premiership »

The Oracle was unable to foresee Ross Lyon's departure, therefore the Oracles last couple of prophecies didn't come true.

The Oracle would like to win back your trust by revealing some information now:

The Oracle has informed me that we will defeat Port Adelaide in Round one by 44 points.

The Oracle will return in week two of the season to reveal the result of the round two game.


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