Goddard is an alien

Dan Warna · Post: # 1179291Post **Dan Warna** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:22pm

I have it on good authority that goddards secret powers come from the fact he isn't entirely human.

Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.

despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.

As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.

nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone

clarky449 · Post: # 1179292Post **clarky449** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:23pm

Cool Story.

Dr Spaceman · Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:23pm

Dan Warna wrote:I have it on good authority that goddards secret powers come from the fact he isn't entirely human.

Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.

despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.

As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.

nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone

Source or it ain't true

matrix · Post: # 1179294Post **matrix** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:24pm

pffft
brownlow less

spade

Dr Spaceman · Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:28pm

Dan Warna wrote:As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.

Can we lose the doppelgÃ¤nger to GWS and get 3 first round picks?

plugger66 · Post: # 1179296Post **plugger66** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:29pm

Surely this isnt true?

White Winmar · Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:33pm

I've heard the same. Brendan will be returning to his home planet after helping the saints to the 2012 flag. He knows as well as the rest of us do, that the world will end on 21.12.2012, just as the Mayan calendar predicts. By that time, he'll be safely tucked in bed at home and we can all die happy because we saw the saints win a flag!

borderbarry · Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:36pm

Dopemind at work again.

dragit · Post: # 1179302Post **dragit** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:36pm

Can't fault that theory.

matrix · Post: # 1179308Post **matrix** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 5:46pm

one of the mayan calenders predicts it

funny weather we are having lately

Hurricane · Post: # 1179321Post **Hurricane** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 6:04pm

I was told Goddard was actually the second last son of the planet Kryrpton sent to Australia and seperated from his brother Kal'el, otherwise known as Clark Kent, otehrwise known as Superman.

Brendon (as he was cristened by the humans who found him) put his superhuman strength, speed and skills with an oval ball to good use becoming an all australian hero

true story

BANG BANG

gringo · Post: # 1179349Post **gringo** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 7:23pm

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke

I think this guy might have the answers. He is in fact a lizard alien hybrid. He is in good company though, Queen Liz and rupert Murdoch are lizards too.

3rd generation saint · Tue 29 Nov 2011 8:03pm

He's not trying to call home is he?

8856brother · Tue 29 Nov 2011 8:12pm

3rd generation saint wrote:He's not trying to call home is he?

Nanoo Nanoo

stevie · Post: # 1179372Post **stevie** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 9:17pm

Knowing our luck, we'll hit the front in the 2012 GF and as the siren goes, the Mayan prophecy will hit early!!!!!!

gringo · Post: # 1179373Post **gringo** » Tue 29 Nov 2011 9:26pm

stevie wrote:Knowing our luck, we'll hit the front in the 2012 GF and as the siren goes, the Mayan prophecy will hit early!!!!!!

Or his freakin mothership will take him home half way through the final quarter while we are 2 points up.

matrix · Post: # 1179425Post **matrix** » Wed 30 Nov 2011 1:18am

both highly plausible possibilities

minneapolis · Wed 30 Nov 2011 3:47am

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

The Redeemer · Wed 30 Nov 2011 4:34am

Dan Warna wrote:I have it on good authority that goddards secret powers come from the fact he isn't entirely human.

Bred in a US genetic factory and escaped, brought to Australia by tom cruise and nick nolte, he was raised in Noble park to hide from the CIA.

despite this his awesome powers revealed themselves in Aussie rules.

As a consequence of being discovered last year, the CIA will kidnap him at the end of this season and replace him with a doppleganger for the purposes of misleading our society.

nb. may or may not be factual
based on a true story told to me by someone

You used to be a good poster Daniel.

bergholt · Post: # 1179445Post **bergholt** » Wed 30 Nov 2011 8:08am

White Winmar wrote:I've heard the same. Brendan will be returning to his home planet after helping the saints to the 2012 flag. He knows as well as the rest of us do, that the world will end on 21.12.2012, just as the Mayan calendar predicts. By that time, he'll be safely tucked in bed at home and we can all die happy because we saw the saints win a flag!

i've been hearing this for six months or so from some very well-placed sources. i can't reveal who my sources are because your human senses can't perceive them, but rest assured they're very well placed in the bilderberg group.

i didn't want to go public with it because you'd all think i was crazy. well, now it's out there and you can't deny the truth.

saintspremiers · Wed 30 Nov 2011 8:33am

plugger66 wrote:Surely this isnt true?

It is.

Dan Warna is Goddard.

Dan Warna is most definitely an alien!

DWOODROW · Post: # 1179449Post **DWOODROW** » Wed 30 Nov 2011 9:58am

borderbarry wrote:Dopemind at work again.

hahaha

He does look like one though.

Moccha · Post: # 1179454Post **Moccha** » Wed 30 Nov 2011 10:17am

I'm glad your not a comedian Dan

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