Dunstan's haircut
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- Winmar7
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Dunstan's haircut
First it was Gresham, and now Dunstan has added himself to the small but growing list footballers with this bogan-mohawk-unfinished-sidebuzz haircut thing. As disgraceful and embarrassing as our football has been this year, these haircuts are far far worse - and are on a par with Joe Daniher's upper lip fuzz and the entirety of Justin Westoff above the shoulders.
Dunstan and Gresham should both be sent back to the VFL until they can grace the field with a proper haircut. They remind me of that famous Simpsons episode from years ago when Monty Burns ordered someone to cut off his sideburns!
Unless you play like Dustin Martin, who started this whole "fashion," then short back and sides please boys!
Dunstan and Gresham should both be sent back to the VFL until they can grace the field with a proper haircut. They remind me of that famous Simpsons episode from years ago when Monty Burns ordered someone to cut off his sideburns!
Unless you play like Dustin Martin, who started this whole "fashion," then short back and sides please boys!
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Re: Dunstan's haircut
Yep - agree. When you play like a treacle-slow, one-paced, one-sided, poor kicking midfielder ... you really don't want to draw any more attention to yourself than necessary by also sporting an overly sh1t haircut. Add Newnes to that list too.Winmar7 wrote:First it was Gresham, and now Dunstan has added himself to the small but growing list footballers with this bogan-mohawk-unfinished-sidebuzz haircut thing. As disgraceful and embarrassing as our football has been this year, these haircuts are far far worse - and are on a par with Joe Daniher's upper lip fuzz and the entirety of Justin Westoff above the shoulders.
Dunstan and Gresham should both be sent back to the VFL until they can grace the field with a proper haircut. They remind me of that famous Simpsons episode from years ago when Monty Burns ordered someone to cut off his sideburns!
Unless you play like Dustin Martin, who started this whole "fashion," then short back and sides please boys!
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Re: Dunstan's haircut
don't like it, but 100% better than the hipster man buns and beards. beards used to be the sign of men that could swing an axe or carry a broken down harley. nowadays they're a sign that there's a decent latte available within 200 metres.
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Re: Dunstan's haircut
Dunstan is from country SA.
In all seriousness though, still a s*** haircut.
In all seriousness though, still a s*** haircut.
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Re: Dunstan's haircut
So what that hes from country SA. He has been one of our better players for the games he has played this season. Who gives a fat rats clacker what our players haircuts are. Just get behind them for a change.
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Re: Dunstan's haircut
Just a joke mate. I love Dunstan, think he will be our next skipper possibly.noddy04 wrote:So what that hes from country SA. He has been one of our better players for the games he has played this season. Who gives a fat rats clacker what our players haircuts are. Just get behind them for a change.
But its still a s*** haircut.
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Re: Dunstan's haircut
Buy him a mirror so he can see how stupid he looks.
The rest of Australia can wander mask-free, socialise, eat out, no curfews, no zoning, no police rings of steel, no illogical inconsistent rules.
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!