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well actually there was one...the skunks got done.
Negatives.... watch our membership plummet if Richo stays on.
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Coincidentally, my super special inside source gave me a cheeky whisper of an email on the old wireless during the week. I got a good look at an early draft for next year's membership drive press release.The Fireman wrote: ↑Sat 04 Aug 2018 11:08pmNegatives.... watch our membership plummet if Richo stays on.
Clearly fake, not one mention of pleasing or positive.vacuous space wrote: ↑Sun 05 Aug 2018 12:21amCoincidentally, my super special inside source gave me a cheeky whisper of an email on the old wireless during the week. I got a good look at an early draft for next year's membership drive press release.The Fireman wrote: ↑Sat 04 Aug 2018 11:08pmNegatives.... watch our membership plummet if Richo stays on.
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CONFIDENTIAL: NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION
It's 2019, Sainters, so it's time to brush off those wings, shine up that halo and pray for some sort of divine intervention!
If you're out there, we need you to join us.
Coming off consecutive years of what might be loosely described as record membership, we're shooting for a more realistic goal: enough members to fill half of level one at Disney presents Marvel Stadium at Docklands!
We've got an underperforming young list that's a sneaky chance to surprise a few teams with the flu this season, led by a coaching group that, if we're honest, we just can't wait to sack. Come watch Richo try and convert exciting first round draft pick Bailey Smith into a small forward while playing 5 mediocre key forwards and 16 half back flankers!
With a confusing range of what I'm calling 'affordable' seat packages, since you can't legally prove otherwise, there has never been a better time to watch two-and-a-half quarters of Saints footy!
Our junior memberships are just cheap enough for you to force a new generation of Sainters to endure this rubbish! No, you can't support Richmond. We live way closer to Moorabbin and I don't understand sunk cost fallacy.
Our 2019 fixture is sure to include plenty of Sunday twilight and early afternoon fixtures to keep us off commercial television. In addition, we'll play in the annual Good Friday mockbuster and the increasingly ironic Pride Game amongst many other embarrassing thrashings.
So what are you waiting for, Sainters? Sign up for 2019 membership today and placeholder slogan!
wow...I now know how bad things are, you one of the last with the rose colored glasses....can't be many left.thejiggingsaint wrote: ↑Sun 05 Aug 2018 3:26pm Positives? Left at 3/4 time. Caught a train at Southern Cross and got home.