The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

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The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788383Post AeonFlux »

In the recent ‘The Flux Report: the happy dance joomag Round’ viewtopic.php?f=1&t=97784
everyone's favourite Norwegian internet troll, Born Again Whispering Ted12, kindly provided a brief opposition analysis re our upcoming opponents.

It has since been whispered that this piqued plenty of whispers amongst former AFL players. The word is, the former players are said to be extremely keen, to hear more of what, the word is.

In response, Ted has generously taken time out from his saints’ marketking gig, to produce this special, in depth, opposition analysis. As we all know, it's important to understand one's opposition. So thank-you and joomag, Ted. :D









Ted is born again. But who as??? :idea:

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Re: The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788385Post AeonFlux »

Whoops. :shock:

Ted submitted the wrong opposition analysis report. (Parquetrysainter was floored. :oops: )

The one in the post above is actually Ted's opposition analysis report that he recently completed for One Nation.
Even Al Jazeera didn't know about that one. :mrgreen:

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Ted gets a bit over-excited this time of the month.


So here we go. This time it's Ted's correct opposition analysis - for the Saints.
https://www.abc.net.au/religion/watch/c ... wsource=cl

And don’t worry, it doesn’t really run for 27h 30m. (Parquetrysainter was floored. Again. :oops: )
Even Ted isn’t that over the top. Well, not this time.


Thank-you Ted! :D





Don’t forget Saintsationalists, just like Rodger <swoon>, Ted loves to hear from his fans.
Ted can be reached at ted12@saintsmarketking.ted.au


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Re: The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788387Post The Fireman »

haha..he ain't that smart is he :)


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Re: The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788393Post Joffa Burns »

AeonFlux wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 8:32pm Whispering Ted12
The master of disguise 😂😂😂


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Re: The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788394Post King12 »

What's the deal with Ted, why does everyone dislike him so much?

Serious Question.


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Re: The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788395Post asiu »

he seems loved by many

his hat’s not big enough
‘n he couldn’t get in the HOH Gang

but besides that
he’s like the forum pacifier


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ps Aeon

dorie evans 1972 (#96)


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Gold Flux man gold :lol:


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asiu wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 9:34pm he seems loved by many

his hat’s not big enough
‘n he couldn’t get in the HOH Gang

but besides that
he’s like the forum pacifier
What the hell is the HOH gang?


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Post: # 1788408Post satchmo »

King12 wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 10:25pm
asiu wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 9:34pm he seems loved by many

his hat’s not big enough
‘n he couldn’t get in the HOH Gang

but besides that
he’s like the forum pacifier
What the hell is the HOH gang?
No one actually knows. It was an incoherent rant.


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Post: # 1788414Post Joffa Burns »

satchmo wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 10:28pm
King12 wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 10:25pm
asiu wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 9:34pm he seems loved by many

his hat’s not big enough
‘n he couldn’t get in the HOH Gang

but besides that
he’s like the forum pacifier
What the hell is the HOH gang?
No one actually knows. It was an incoherent rant.
I remember someone ranting and raving like a lunatic about the HOH gang, but cat recall who they are/ were or what the did or didn’t do for that matter.


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Re: The Ted Report: In depth opposition analysis & joomag vs the Gi-aints

Post: # 1788415Post Joffa Burns »

asiu wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 9:38pm ps Aeon

dorie evans 1972 (#96)
More of an Abagail man myself, I’ll leave Dorie & Flo to you and Herb to look after 😉


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Post: # 1788416Post satchmo »

Joffa Burns wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 11:03pm
asiu wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 9:38pm ps Aeon

dorie evans 1972 (#96)
More of an Abagail man myself, I’ll leave Dorie & Flo to you and Herb to look after 😉
Why wasn't I told?????


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satchmo wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 11:08pm
Joffa Burns wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 11:03pm
asiu wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 9:38pm ps Aeon

dorie evans 1972 (#96)
More of an Abagail man myself, I’ll leave Dorie & Flo to you and Herb to look after 😉
Why wasn't I told?????
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King12 wrote: Wed 01 May 2019 10:25pm
What the hell is the HOH gang?
Supposedly "HOH" stood for "Hole in the Head"........I dunno, I don't get it either...... :shock: :|


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Post: # 1788430Post tedtheodorelogan2018 »

My own report. Wow.

Ted...thus the legend grows and shall it be chiseled down in stone.

I didn't think you could comment on other posters and attempt to bait them in the original thread that was created above but I appreciate my own thread nonetheless.


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tedtheodorelogan2018 wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 1:18am

I didn't think you could comment on other posters and attempt to bait them in the original thread that was created above but I appreciate my own thread nonetheless.
But yet you seem to know so much and the attempt appears to have been successful.


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Post: # 1788455Post tedtheodorelogan2018 »

So it is baiting and commenting on a poster. Thanks for confirming Firey. 🔥🔥🔥


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Post: # 1788460Post asiu »

first we had the Fox Report
then it was the Flux Report
now its the Ted Report

evolution in progress

some peeps look for evil in everything
... wrong energetic focus imo

disappointing

but each to his own

at least we have a Report


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Post: # 1788464Post Joffa Burns »

Why does tedtheodorelgan2018 assume that he/she is the person referred to as Whispering Ted12 and that he/she is being commented on?

I can understand the Ted part but how does whispering and no.12 refer to theodoretedlogan2018?


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Post: # 1788471Post asiu »

i heard a rumour
and only a rumour may i stress
from my tobasco

that #12 is more tulip crusher
than whispering parquetry

(given also , that its only 3.5 days of analyse)
: it’s probably too early to judge

thats all i’ve got
if in fact , it is anything

hope thats helpful
coz i do like to be helpful

anything for forum harmony


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tedtheodorelogan2018 wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 11:35am So it is baiting and commenting on a poster. Thanks for confirming Firey. 🔥🔥🔥
is it ?


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The Fireman wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 6:01pm
tedtheodorelogan2018 wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 11:35am So it is baiting and commenting on a poster. Thanks for confirming Firey. 🔥🔥🔥
is it ?
Thanks for unconfirming Firey .


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satchmo wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 6:07pm
The Fireman wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 6:01pm
tedtheodorelogan2018 wrote: Thu 02 May 2019 11:35am So it is baiting and commenting on a poster. Thanks for confirming Firey. 🔥🔥🔥
is it ?
Thanks for unconfirming Firey .
just love the gratitude around here :)


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