TANKING JOKES

linz · Post: # 445592Post **linz** » Wed 29 Aug 2007 10:02pm

There were a few good ones in the Small paper today: Like:

- Melbourne has signed a new mascot for the game - Thomas the Tank Engine

- The game will set a new record for rushed behinds

- Carlton will call for a head count on itself late in the final qtr and lose it's entire score.

- Matt Kreuzer's nickname is "TANK"

Anymore?

fonz_#15 · Post: # 445595Post **fonz_#15** » Wed 29 Aug 2007 10:05pm

i have one:

this thread is pathetic

linz · Post: # 445599Post **linz** » Wed 29 Aug 2007 10:08pm

fonz_#15 wrote:i have one:

this thread is pathetic

Fair enough

saintsrus · Post: # 445602Post **saintsrus** » Wed 29 Aug 2007 10:10pm

linz wrote:
fonz_#15 wrote:i have one:

this thread is pathetic
Fair enough

You should have said Tanks for the feedback

fonz_#15 · Post: # 445606Post **fonz_#15** » Wed 29 Aug 2007 10:12pm

sorry saintsrus but that was a shitload worse

linz · Post: # 445627Post **linz** » Wed 29 Aug 2007 10:23pm

saintsrus wrote:
linz wrote:
fonz_#15 wrote:i have one:

this thread is pathetic
Fair enough
You should have said Tanks for the feedback

OK: The odds for a draw have shortened dramatically. Wonder why?
AND: "The Carlton Cheer Squad are wearing Melboune Colours this week and Fonz will wear (who cares)"

linz · Post: # 445811Post **linz** » Thu 30 Aug 2007 9:56am

saintsrus wrote:
linz wrote:
fonz_#15 wrote:i have one:

this thread is pathetic
Fair enough

You should have said Tanks for the feedback

He's just being canTANKerous

saintsRrising · Thu 30 Aug 2007 10:58am

The biggest joke is that the arrogant Blues WANT to tank...and that all their fans are begging for it.
That all their so called past greats are LUSTING for it.

That their fans will CHEER them if they lose on the weekend and BOO them if they win.

Now that is funny

Launcestonsaint · Thu 30 Aug 2007 6:35pm

I liked the letter in "The Pulse" in today's Herald Sun from Terry Ryan.

"Perhaps Melbourne & Carlton should be competing for the Kreuzer Tankard."

Bowey Boy · Post: # 446011Post **Bowey Boy** » Thu 30 Aug 2007 6:50pm

I understand that Carlton will no longer be known as "The Blues". They will now be known as "The Centurions".

Quixote · Post: # 446238Post **Quixote** » Thu 30 Aug 2007 10:42pm

fonz_#15 wrote:i have one:

this thread is pathetic

Cutting - I dig it.

Also well done Linz for showing graet sense of humour!

linz · Post: # 446381Post **linz** » Fri 31 Aug 2007 10:09am

Quixote wrote:
fonz_#15 wrote:i have one:

this thread is pathetic

Cutting - I dig it.

Also well done Linz for showing graet sense of humour!

I'll drink to that. I might have a TANKard of ale.