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saint patrick
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saint patrick » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:03pm
...Smacked ar$e .
Still my favourite
Know this isn't really footy related but thought after after a pretty serious week we could do with a laugh...
Must be some other gems out there?
Just think filth cheersquad
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saint patrick on Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:07pm, edited 1 time in total.
Never take a backward step even to gain momentum.....
'It's OK to have the capabilities and abilities, but you've got to get it done." Terry Daniher 05
"We have beauty in our captain and we have a true leader in our coach. Our time will come"
Thinline.Post 09 Grand final.
Dan Warna
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Dan Warna » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:06pm
he/she so ugly when they were a child there dad bought them a dog and the only way he got them to play with them was to tie a steak around their neck.
Bewaire krime, da krimson bolt is comeing to yure nayborhood to smach krime
SHUT UP KRIME!
saint karen
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saint karen » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:15pm
Zackery
...head and bum zackery the same.
Was a south girl but when the Swans went north I stayed in Victoria and became a saint!
Baldock Rules
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Location: In saint heaven
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Baldock Rules » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:19pm
A face like a Saint -
A Saint Bernard.
There are freaks and freaks and Baldock was both of those.
st_Trav_ofWA
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st_Trav_ofWA » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:19pm
head like a burnt thong
so ugly he/she didnt just get hit with the ugly stick they were born in the ugly tree and fell off it hitting each branch on the way down the the damn thing fell on him//her !!!
joffaboy
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joffaboy » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:22pm
St DAC wrote: ... a dropped pie.
my favourite, followed by
a racing tadpole.
or she is so ugly she would scare a dog out of a butchers shop.
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
saint patrick
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saint patrick » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:27pm
Uncle Festers ugly sister
Never take a backward step even to gain momentum.....
'It's OK to have the capabilities and abilities, but you've got to get it done." Terry Daniher 05
"We have beauty in our captain and we have a true leader in our coach. Our time will come"
Thinline.Post 09 Grand final.
BakesFan
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Location: in the G1
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BakesFan » Fri 21 Sep 2007 5:40pm
.......the northern end of a southbound camel.
Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. (Eleanor Roosevelt)
Pwoit
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Pwoit » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:17pm
He/She got a head on it like a racing maggot.....
No idea what a racing maggot is or looks like but trying to imagine what one looks like just cracks me up each time
Snakeman66
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Snakeman66 » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:22pm
She is so ugly we keep a photo of her on the mantle.
It keeps the kids away from the fire.
Don't dwell on the past.
Look to the future.
n1ck
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n1ck » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:41pm
BOBFOC:
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Butter Face:
"Everythings good, but her face..."
bungiton
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Location: Back in WA
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bungiton » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:46pm
She's/ He's so ugly, she/he didn't just get hit by one ugly stick, someone grabbed a pair and did the worlds nastiest drum solo
I'm sorry, you've gone through all the trouble to find out what this actually says and it really is quite insignificant.
bungiton
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bungiton » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:47pm
n1ck wrote: BOBFOC:
Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.
Butter Face:
"Everythings good, but her face..."
We call her Edna, head on her like a horse
I'm sorry, you've gone through all the trouble to find out what this actually says and it really is quite insignificant.
Riewoldting
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Riewoldting » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:47pm
The Saintsational Man wrote: B - "Yeah i got a match, you and my a*s"
That just sounds like a proposition for a hard anal shag
“His missus is well put together but is pretty ugly, mate, a real bobfoc. I’ve seen better heads on a boil.â€
"To be or not to be" - William Shakespeare
"To be is to do" - Immanuel Kant
"Do be do be do" - Frank Sinatra
The Jeff
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The Jeff » Fri 21 Sep 2007 6:51pm
He / She has a kind face...the kind you want to kick.
FQF