barks4eva wrote:meher baba wrote:barks4eva wrote:Why is noone asking the big questions?
Is Ball in actual fact Thomas's lovechild, the devils disciple?
The eye's are perhaps a clue!
The 600K is perhaps a give away!
Was this a case of nepotism?
The self centered, selfish, greedy, mercenary, persona adds even more weight!
Should Butterss have demanded Damien/Ball be DNA tested when Thomas insisted we draft Ball ahead of Judd, when Butterss wanted us to use the selection on Judd?
We should have taken Judd, Thomas should have listened to Butterss, perhaps this was all just a blatant case of nepotism in selecting him to begin with, not too mention paying him 600K a year!
The plot thickens!
Actually, I reckon Luke's ears remind me a bit of Tony Abbott's.
This suggests an even more bizarre theory, involving some sort of baby swap involving Tony Abbott's ersatz lovechild Daniel O'Connor.
I feel that it might all be clarified once we can see the yet to be revealed top secret emails from the University of East Anglia: the ones that show that peak oil is all a fraud designed to excuse Grant Thomas for using up all the petrol.
Hmmm, considering Grant Thomas apparently once "dated" Luke Ball's mother, perhaps we use this as a starting point!
Might explain the 600K, those eyes, leaving in acrimony and why Thomas insisted on drafting Ball ahead of Judd against Butterss BETTER juddgement to begin with!
Perhaps your theory and mine are connected in some mysterious way.
GT is a devout Catholic who publicly expressed his support for John Howard. Could the whole Luke Ball exercise could all be some sort of plot to increase the nuimber of right-wing Catholics at St Kilda at the expense of the Jews?
It's all coming clear now: GT was not just a "father figure" to players like Ball and Riewoldt, he was the biological father of some, while allowing Tony Abbott to fill the role in relation to others (come to think of it, Mark McGough had funny ears as well).
The really annoying part is that GT only played 72 games for the Saints, while the Mad Monk never played any at all. Think of all those Father/Son opportunities lost: just think, we could have picked up Ball
and Judd in the 2001 draft.
Ominously, it is all starting to make sense. If we can just get hold of more of those University of East Anglia emails.
Oh no, what is that knocking at the door. It's Grant. Why are your eyes so dark, what's that you've got in your hand...............argh!!!!
"It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into."
- Jonathan Swift
