Dane Swan loses Teeth

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Dane Swan loses Teeth

Post: # 959375Post SaintWal »

Now how are we going to pick him out from the rest of the Filth?


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It will make him look prettier


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Did he go to a dentist?


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Re: Dane Swan loses Teeth

Post: # 959399Post Mooksy »

SaintWal wrote:Now how are we going to pick him out from the rest of the Filth?
I'm sure Steven Baker will cop another 4 weeks because of it.


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Post: # 959403Post Bernard Shakey »

mbogo wrote:Did he go to a dentist?
The wimp went to the dentist and failed to front on Channel 7 Game Day.


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Post: # 959413Post degruch »

Unprovoked attack, eh? There's more than a smattering of karma in this little incident then.


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Post: # 959422Post lefty »

someone on bigfooty posted this (however, big footy is 90% trolls, so take it as a grain of salt)
Firsthand account

Swan was in a heated verbally abusive and agitated stoush with a female after both

spat drink on each other, when the "puncher" told swan to calm down (in no way was

this in a provocative tone but actually a defusing manner), swan then told the puncher

to "**** off" head butted him away and remarked "I know her!!"

Then he was promptly administered a knuckle sandwich to the kisser

The end

P.s. Copped his right wack


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Post: # 959423Post clarky449 »

Dont like Swan at all, the way he acts he thinks he owns the place.


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Post: # 959444Post Bernard Shakey »

Interesting after article in The Age on the Weekend.


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Post: # 959499Post Munga »

The puncher didn't have Swan in his dreamteam.


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Post: # 959517Post Thinline »

He's got form, Swan.

Will The Hun take up the good fight for the people and investigate this utterly newsworthy tale to the fullest?


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Post: # 959526Post Beno88 »

apparently swan did try to punch the offender twice, but the first punch didn't go far enough to be paid a punch and then the second missed the target.


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Post: # 959530Post markp »

Thuck thit thwan.


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markp wrote:Thuck thit thwan.
:D


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Post: # 959553Post Dr Spaceman »

Moccha wrote:It will make him look prettier

He should be ready for the team photo now! :lol:


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Post: # 959573Post 35...LEGEND »

markp wrote:Thuck thit thwan.
:D :D :D ............big giggle at that.......... :D :D :D


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Post: # 959574Post Joffa 5 »

He has teeth? :shock:


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Post: # 959576Post Eastern »

Joffa 5 wrote:He has teeth? :shock:
Had.....


Some :wink: !!


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Will we get a Neil Mitchell editorial on this?


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Stillwaiting wrote:Will we get a Neil Mitchell editorial on this?
I'm waiting.

Also does shouting at a bird in a bar - as supposedly happened - constitute unmanly behaviour?

Gotta love how Maltfu*k says "I'm so proud he walked away..." when Swan the loose thug shouldn't have been there doing what he was reportedly doing in the first place.

If it was anyone else but C'wood, he'd be challenged and there'd be a 'Footballers running amok' story...


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Post: # 959604Post St. Luke »

:lol: :lol: I loved this thread! Gave me a smile :)


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Thinline wrote:
Stillwaiting wrote:Will we get a Neil Mitchell editorial on this?
I'm waiting.

Also does shouting at a bird in a bar - as supposedly happened - constitute unmanly behaviour?

Gotta love how Maltfu*k says "I'm so proud he walked away..." when Swan the loose thug shouldn't have been there doing what he was reportedly doing in the first place.

If it was anyone else but C'wood, he'd be challenged and there'd be a 'Footballers running amok' story...
Yep because the media dont beat up a Pies story. Never.


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Post: # 959611Post bob__71 »

Whenever Collingwood or the AFL's name is taken in vain on the internet along comes Superhero P66 to save the day.


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Post: # 959612Post Thinline »

Come on, mate. Have a bit of fun.

And if nothing else admire C'woods talent for snuffing out controversy before it so much as stirs.

I actually admire their ability to do so. They are the masters.

We should take notes.


"The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break in the game. Every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches that's gonna make the f***in' difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!'
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Post: # 959614Post plugger66 »

bob__71 wrote:Whenever Collingwood or the AFL's name is taken in vain on the internet along comes Superhero P66 to save the day.
Thank you. I just love the pies. It makes sense that i spend some much time on a saints forum but love the pies. I dont think i am a superhero but maybe compared to you, who knows.


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