Oscar Clavarino

[Yorkeys]

With such a majestic name Oscar must succeed. Comparatively "Dusty Martin" is so bland - surely there is a Tupou or Uwate he could hyphenate for effect - the tatts and shaved hairstyle so cliched. "OscarClavarino" is a name the commentators crave to yell in ever increasing pitch. Bruce, bless him, would wet himself. That Hudson fellow break glass. If given a chance I think our Oscar could be the Moorabbin answer to the Dees Fritsch (itself a name to throw the fear of spittle into an opposition crowd).