Sainters Limerick Competition

Milton66 · Post: # 755963Post **Milton66** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 4:45pm

The pressure, for breakfast he ate.
As a coach he thought he was great.
But he traded our high draft picks
For players who were useless dicks
And left the list in a horrible state.

Milton66 · Post: # 756057Post **Milton66** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 5:47pm

Following the Saints can be tough
To the point where I don't give a stuff
But win, lose or draw
I keep coming back for more.
Coz the truth is I can't get enough!

St Kilda, Clap clap clap
St Kilda, Clap clap clap

SainterK · Post: # 756060Post **SainterK** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 5:48pm

Milton66 wrote:The pressure, for breakfast he ate.
As a coach he thought he was great.
But he traded our high draft picks
For players who were useless dicks
And left the list in a horrible state.

Could be wrong, but I seem to notice a recurring theme in your verse milton

Milton66 · Post: # 756064Post **Milton66** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 5:53pm

ohwhenthesaints! wrote:
Milton66 wrote:The pressure, for breakfast he ate.
As a coach he thought he was great.
But he traded our high draft picks
For players who were useless dicks
And left the list in a horrible state.
Could be wrong, but I seem to notice a recurring theme in your verse milton

To be fair, I did write one about Lyon. Ross is a bit difficult to satire at the moment.

O also want to do one about Butterrs, but can't find any rhyming words.

Winmar7Fan · Post: # 756115Post **Winmar7Fan** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 6:32pm

He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love

stinger · Post: # 756116Post **stinger** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 6:34pm

Winmar7Fan wrote:He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love

i love it mate......

Winmar7Fan · Post: # 756249Post **Winmar7Fan** » Thu 11 Jun 2009 9:08pm

stinger wrote:
Winmar7Fan wrote:He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love

i love it mate......

Thanks Stinger

Imports with big hype that lacked sparkle
Were the likes of Phil Cronan and Narkle
If you add to mind you
The length they went to
Doug Cox was a complete Debacle

FortiusQuoFidelius · Fri 12 Jun 2009 4:59pm

Winmar7Fan wrote:He could fly with the grace of a Dove
Taking Marks from high and above
A selfless huge heart
Is what set him apart
Rest in peace, you we'll forever love

Winner for mine...

st.byron · Post: # 756719Post **st.byron** » Fri 12 Jun 2009 7:22pm

He joined up the Saints forum thing
And made posts til' he had a sore ring
After I gave him a bake
He said, "Oh FFS"

That grumpy old bastard named Sting

SaintDebi · Post: # 757310Post **SaintDebi** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 1:35am

Rocca ran rings round young Zac
Before he was part of our pack
But now he stands tall
A rag doll no more
He helped us win twelve back to back!

goodie · Post: # 757314Post **goodie** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 1:40am

For years Carlton could crow
Much pain did we know
Lessons we've learned
Tables have turned
And now we have TWELVE IN A ROW

Iceman234 · Post: # 757316Post **Iceman234** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 1:41am

There are some ripping rhymes coming in
And some that are just full of spin
Now the boss man Starsign
Simply needs to define
The date we announce who will win

Milton66 · Post: # 757452Post **Milton66** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 3:10am

st.byron wrote:He joined up the Saints forum thing
And made posts til' he had a sore ring
After I gave him a bake
He said, "Oh FFS"
That grumpy old bastard named Sting

Well, now that you've done it, I had a tribute ready for him...

On this forum he'll give you the finger
To a sourpuss he is a dead ringer
He thinks I'm a sod
And he sooks to the mods
And he goes by the nickname of Stinger.

Iceman234 · Post: # 757461Post **Iceman234** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 3:25am

[quote]In a kimono direct from Japan
Or a suit that he bought in Milan
He cries â€œItâ€™s your shout!"
Eastern says â€œThereâ€™s no doubt
Two VBâ€™s - thanks Joffaboymanâ€

Iceman234 · Post: # 757463Post **Iceman234** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 3:32am

One likens him to Paris Hilton
Another to that roll they call "Quilton"
They say heâ€™s a troll!
That heâ€™s Wayne Judsonâ€™s mole!
The new poster we now know as Milton

Iceman234 · Post: # 757467Post **Iceman234** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 3:39am

[quote]Iceman said â€œIâ€™ve been drinking since four
Donâ€™t think I can take many more
F***, itâ€™s 3 in the morning
A new day is dawning
Weâ€™ve just gotta win 13 games moreâ€

Iceman234 · Post: # 757472Post **Iceman234** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 3:50am

Starsign started this addictive thread
After 400 bottles of red
Now I canâ€™t get to sleep
Even tried to count sheep
Ouch - My head in the morning I dread.

Milton66 · Post: # 757569Post **Milton66** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 11:05am

Now the Iceman has come to the fore
His prose you cannot ignore
Now finish your red
And put yourself to bed
And tomorrow, do grace us with more

Iceman234 · Post: # 757666Post **Iceman234** » Sat 13 Jun 2009 12:43pm

Ouch

starsign · Post: # 758915Post **starsign** » Mon 15 Jun 2009 6:32pm

Great stuff
we have unearthed some budding bards ! There's been some gems

I'm not real sure what sort of a time limit we should put on this
but surprise surprise I , ie Starsign Memorabilia will be putting up a couple of very valuable items of framed Saints Memorabilia as prizes so we could afford to keep the pot on the boil for a bit yet, and forum traffic could slacken off over the mid season break !

And the Iceman who I initially self appointed as our judge , ( cos I've met him and he's OK) is a little nervous with the sole responsibility, and it appears his own ability as a "limerickist" is very commendable
So I will approach a couple of notables who have not as yet had a dip at this to possibly assist with the final decisions

I will be having a few frothies in Livewire pre the Geelong game so we might be able to get something sorted there....... maybe Eastern , Saints 66 and or Joffaboy may be able to assist ??
will cost me a beer I guess!!

in the meantime keep them happening Sainters...
Don't be shy!!
There's a heap of Saintsational history to use for motivation if nothing topical comes to mind

Milton66 · Post: # 758971Post **Milton66** » Mon 15 Jun 2009 7:30pm

Well, Iceman had better pick me... or I'll kick him square in the nuts!

SaintDebi · Post: # 759003Post **SaintDebi** » Mon 15 Jun 2009 8:05pm

Milton66 wrote:Well, Iceman had better pick me... or I'll kick him square in the nuts!

Um, that doesn't rhyme, Milton!

Milton66 · Post: # 759021Post **Milton66** » Mon 15 Jun 2009 8:29pm

SaintDebi wrote:
Milton66 wrote:Well, Iceman had better pick me... or I'll kick him square in the nuts!
Um, that doesn't rhyme, Milton!

I can only think of 2 words that rhyme with nuts.

Milton66 · Post: # 759027Post **Milton66** » Mon 15 Jun 2009 8:33pm

If the Iceman doesn't pick me,
I'll get quite angry you'll see...
With a punch to the guts
And a kick in the nuts
And then the winner I'll be!

OK, it sucks, but not bad for 2 minutes work.

PJ · Post: # 759034Post PJ » Mon 15 Jun 2009 8:44pm

There was a young poster called Rodger
Who really pissed everyone off with his egocentric, negative, bombastic, fortnightly opinions.

Sorry I was never very good at RIMES