Saintsational Christmas Dinner

[D.B.Cooper]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

[shanegrambeau]

Shane G inserts the arsenic into the Turkey's butt..

You will always find him in the kitchen at parties.

[CURLY]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.

[D.B.Cooper]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.

I hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey Curly

[WellardSaint]

Hoover (head of the FBI, decades ago) 2 obvious reasons:
- tell him dress is 'non-formal' and he'll certainly wear an unreal dress
- he'll finally get his mitts on D.B.Cooper

Moses (cos I want him to reveal exactly what the bloody Ark was)

Capt Zahi whatever (MH370 pilot) 'where's the plane?'

Sunny Ernie to sit like speed dating, move seat every 10 mins or he'll get belted

Me
Plugger66 so I can abuse him

Saynta so we can finally see both he and Plugger in the same room

Tony74 (wearing a spiderman outfit to preserve his ID)

Grant Thomas' son who used to post on here

Any journos who are on this forum so we can chuck food at them

[asiu]

Moses (cos I want him to reveal exactly what the bloody Ark was)

dna cold storage u'd think

fly off
land on high hill

[asiu]

haha ... wrong thing
... that was Noah !!!


re the Ark
... the bad boys have that dimension bender

[WellardSaint]

haha ... wrong thing
... that was Noah !!!


re the Ark
... the bad boys have that dimension bender

Anyone who dared touch it, was thrown off and killed.
Almost like it was, I dunno, high voltage+high amperage

Clothing+shoes very specific, like PPE

[The Fireman]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.

I hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey Curly

Cannabilism ??


Just joshin curly

[whiskers3614]

Brad Hill seated between Steve Baker and Cowboy Neale!
Lyon seated with investment advisor and Lovett
Freeman and Hannabery near first aid station and away from the stairs

[The_Dud]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.

I hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey Curly

Was gonna say, definitely no dark meat for Curly

[loris]

Killa and To The Top
They can speak to each other in dot point sentences.
They can stand, raise their glasses in toast and sing the anthem, ‘How Great Thou Art, South Australians.’

[Otiman]

I think it would look a lot like this:

[loris]

I think it would look a lot like this:

[CURLY]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.

I hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey Curly

Was gonna say, definitely no dark meat for Curly

Happy to eat what ever just don't put me with those two bores The Dud and DB Cooper.

[D.B.Cooper]

I think it would look a lot like this:

Gold

[Vortex]

I know that dog on the left, he's known as B.D. aka Big Dog

[bangaulegend]

If I was fortunate enough to get a gig I would want to be between the Fireman & Loris & Aeon Flux & DBC across the table . No disrespect to any other Sainsationalists I'm sure I would enjoy your company as well just a personal choice

[D.B.Cooper]

20 Guests only.

Who would you invite and what would the seating arrangements be.

There are a few obvious ones, I’ll start.

B.M sits at the head of the table and carves the Turkey.

Curly and Dud are seated side by side.

Dud pre reading all the bon bon jokes to ensure no minorities are offended including ducks and talking puppies.

I hope B.M carves you some WHITE meat from the Turkey Curly

Was gonna say, definitely no dark meat for Curly

Happy to eat what ever just don't put me with those two bores The Dud and DB Cooper.

Thank F@rk for that, I was scared I'd be sitting next to you and I'd have to...

- Explain all the jokes
- Put up with you bitching about umpires, home game advantages, AFL conspiracies, Blatant cheating etc
- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill
- Cut a mouth hole in your Capirote to ensure me and the Dud can feed you
- Wipe away your tears from all the crying
- Listen to tell your footy stories from your 700 game career
- Pull your Christmas cracker for you
- Help you climb onto Santa's (or is that saynta's) lap for a photo

[CURLY]

Loves to categories people old DB

Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?

[Templar]

If I gate crash it will serve me right if you sit me next to De Goey. Print out where I call him Goofy and the rest of it. Teach me to mind my own business. Maybe I can talk him into playing drinking games before he smacks me in the mouth. Or after.

[D.B.Cooper]

Loves to categories people old DB

Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?

You could have at least acknowledges this point Curly

- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill

[CURLY]

Loves to categories people old DB

Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?

You could have at least acknowledges this point Curly

- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill

Never worked in a mill. Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior?

[D.B.Cooper]

Loves to categories people old DB

Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?

You could have at least acknowledges this point Curly

- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill

Never worked in a mill. Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior?

Never worked in a mill - well how did you chop your fingers off then?

Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior? - I think you have your idioms confused, do you mean my high horse?

[CURLY]

Loves to categories people old DB

Again with the 700 game thing. This really is a issue to you isn’t it?

You could have at least acknowledges this point Curly

- Cut up your food because you lost your fingers at the saw mill

Never worked in a mill. Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior?

Never worked in a mill - well how did you chop your fingers off then?

Are ayou looking down from your ivory tower at people that do like they're inferior? - I think you have your idioms confused, do you mean my high horse?

All fingers are fine here is that another judgemental post?