collingwood beanie

[Dan Warna]

My wife borrowed a collingwood beanie and it stole her earings.

how many collingwood supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? we don't know, every time we perform the experiment they run off with the new globe.

Why did the collingwood supporter wear a suit?
parole board day

why did the collingwood supporter not report to the police when his house was burgled?
didn't want to dob in his dad

10 collingwood supporters won an all expenses paid trip to the middle east, immigration won't let them back in until they win a trip back.

how do you know the roof is closed at TD when you are playing collingwood?
peanut shells on the floor

How can you tell you are a collingwood supporters house on game day?
theres an arial fixed to the microwave

How can you tell a collingwood supporter at the train station?
they are looking baffled that their tatts scratchie won't open the barrier

[saintdooley]

that made my holidays!

[evertonfc]

I think a Collingwood supporter must have stolen my sense of humour, too...

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

[Eastern]

How can you tell the bride at a Collingwood fan wedding?

She's the one with the new thongs

What do you call a Collingwood fan in Toorak?

LOST

What do you call a Collingwood fan in a Rolls Royce?

THIEF

What do you call a 200cm muscle bound Collingwood fan?

SIR

............. !!

[The Fireman]

What do you have when you've got the Collingwood cheersquad up to it's neck in sand ???









Not enough sand.

[asiu]

not enough sand ...


a brunette , a redhead and a collingwood supporter take a trip into the desert

the brunette is asked what she bought on the trip ....replying that she has extra food

the redhead replyed that she had brought extra water

the collingwood supporter said ...... i brought a car door ,
so when it gets too hot , we can wind the window down

[snippa]

Uproarious....