Why we are no good

[perfectionist]

1. OK in a good side
2. More injured than Lazarus
3. See 2
4. We have no 4, says it all.
5. apparently the greatest of all time never to have played a game
6. Born half back so why not play him everywhere else?
7. no fault of his
8. Told when he was two: never take a mark!
9. We have no 9
10. banned by the AFL
11. If only I was 20 cm taller, 20 kg heavier and not a friend of no 44
12. What happened to my left foot (and my right foot for that matter)?
13. Jeez, was I lucky coming to these suckers?
14. See no 7
15. With all my past good friends, how come I'm continually 'broke'?
16. Like ships in the night
17. Why did Tiger fans call me Fiona?
18. There's only one way to go from number one pick, but I'm trying like hell.
19. If only the Northern Crabs were playing today I could be back in the sunshine - messing things up.
20. I look good, so why am I no good?
21. I would have thought sticking around was worth something.
22. I'm not flashy or fast but I kick straight.
23. I'm mozzed.
24. See 13.
25. Out on the greens tomorrow.
26. Well, at least I've got someone understanding to come home to.
27. I don't get it, all these guys have so much more talent then me and we still lose.
28. If only they had a couple more injuries at the Cats last year.
29. I'm an onlooker.
30. Me too
31. My left and right foot - ouch!
32. Should have eaten my greens.
33. Should have stayed up north.
34. Geez, I might get a game here.
35. What more can I do?
36. See 34
37. see 36
38. see 37
39. see 38
40. 'Bring back Troy' I keep hearing. Was he a champion?
41. In three years time. I could be Stevie Milne.
42. It's only down hill after a story in the Oz.
43. Worse, I'm only one year from Stevie Milne.
44. More worse, I am Stevie Milne
45+ You don't really expect a comment.

[JeffDunne]

Dumb & dumber (right to left)

[rixxo]

Picture say it all :Butters: here you go Ross Something to treat like your neigbors dog.
Lyon :Thnx mate i turn em into the new netball team we need !!!

[maverick]

Dumb & dumber (right to left)

I read left to right, but we are splitting hairs

[desertsaint]

Picture say it all :Butters: haven't understood a word you said but congratulations.
Lyon :droll droll accountable mumble droll process droll mumble droll!!

[St.Kenny]

Butters: Can I interest you in a lone ?
Lyon: No thanks. I'll be gettin a squillion as a coach at the Saints for doin F*^%$k all. No need !!!

[Capricornia]

15. With all my past good friends, how come I'm continually 'broke'?
17. Why did Tiger fans call me Fiona?
19. If only the Northern Crabs were playing today I could be back in the sunshine - messing things up.
20. I look good, so why am I no good?

BWAHAHAHAHA! Sad but true my friend. The above 4 are my favourites and ring true as a bell!

[St. Luke]

...the way I read it was " Bet you ten bucks I last longer than you at the Saints Ross"........ ......I'm so sad right now!!

[markinUSA]

Butterss: You're a great communicator with Generation Y!
Ross: mumble mumble.

[congorozides]

1. OK in a good side
2. More injured than Lazarus
3. See 2
4. We have no 4, says it all.
5. apparently the greatest of all time never to have played a game
6. Born half back so why not play him everywhere else?
7. no fault of his
8. Told when he was two: never take a mark!
9. We have no 9
10. banned by the AFL
11. If only I was 20 cm taller, 20 kg heavier and not a friend of no 44
12. What happened to my left foot (and my right foot for that matter)?
13. Jeez, was I lucky coming to these suckers?
14. See no 7
15. With all my past good friends, how come I'm continually 'broke'?
16. Like ships in the night
17. Why did Tiger fans call me Fiona?
18. There's only one way to go from number one pick, but I'm trying like hell.
19. If only the Northern Crabs were playing today I could be back in the sunshine - messing things up.
20. I look good, so why am I no good?
21. I would have thought sticking around was worth something.
22. I'm not flashy or fast but I kick straight.
23. I'm mozzed.
24. See 13.
25. Out on the greens tomorrow.
26. Well, at least I've got someone understanding to come home to.
27. I don't get it, all these guys have so much more talent then me and we still lose.
28. If only they had a couple more injuries at the Cats last year.
29. I'm an onlooker.
30. Me too
31. My left and right foot - ouch!
32. Should have eaten my greens.
33. Should have stayed up north.
34. Geez, I might get a game here.
35. What more can I do?
36. See 34
37. see 36
38. see 37
39. see 38
40. 'Bring back Troy' I keep hearing. Was he a champion?
41. In three years time. I could be Stevie Milne.
42. It's only down hill after a story in the Oz.
43. Worse, I'm only one year from Stevie Milne.
44. More worse, I am Stevie Milne
45+ You don't really expect a comment.

gold. comedy gold. so darn funny. so darn true.