and they keep teasing Gehrig saying he is crapper then anthony rocca and saying gehrig wears a g-string and i just say at least gehrig can kick! can anyone hear back me up on what to say about the pies or rocca?Need your help fellow saints!
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Need your help fellow saints!
My little cousin and his dad are big on the pies and they keep teasing Gehrig saying he is crapper then anthony rocca and saying gehrig wears a g-string and i just say at least gehrig can kick! can anyone hear back me up on what to say about the pies or rocca?
and they keep teasing Gehrig saying he is crapper then anthony rocca and saying gehrig wears a g-string and i just say at least gehrig can kick! can anyone hear back me up on what to say about the pies or rocca?-
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god gawd.....if ya cant find something to say to a rellie bagging the big G....i wish you good luck when u go to the real world.
i was at the port trial game sitting with a mate who is port.
i had the white away guersney on
four blokes behind me pipe up as im texting saintbrat the score.
port: "hey saints idiot, u messaging Gehrig to come down so he might kick some goals for your pathetic team?" he says standing behind us drinking his beer with all his feral mates.
"nah mate....im messaging ya misses and telling here ill be around in about an hr to give her what she hasnt received for the last year or two ya moron"
port: "gee mate your heaps tough huh, ya **** wit"
<<replies: "u wanna get a passout and we can find out one on one if u want?"
moron.
ask the rellies what rocca ever did????
nuthing
thats what
i was at the port trial game sitting with a mate who is port.
i had the white away guersney on
four blokes behind me pipe up as im texting saintbrat the score.
port: "hey saints idiot, u messaging Gehrig to come down so he might kick some goals for your pathetic team?" he says standing behind us drinking his beer with all his feral mates.
"nah mate....im messaging ya misses and telling here ill be around in about an hr to give her what she hasnt received for the last year or two ya moron"
port: "gee mate your heaps tough huh, ya **** wit"
<<replies: "u wanna get a passout and we can find out one on one if u want?"
moron.
ask the rellies what rocca ever did????
nuthing
thats what
I've found the only effective method involves a large blunt object delivered at considerable velocity.McEvoy5 wrote:Great point but that won't shut them upMarcus1232 wrote:Just ask them how many coleman medals has rocca won.
case closed
Rocca was once a decent player, now he's past it and hasn't broken into a rather weak Collingwood forward line. I want him playing against us, see how young Dawson can handle him now.
Just enjoy their ignorance.
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F*** them then mate, they also keep bragging about how rocca kicked 8 goals aginst Dawson when he was a kid he is now a man and i can't wait until dawson plays on Rocca the big nose prick!matrixcutter wrote:god gawd.....if ya cant find something to say to a rellie bagging the big G....i wish you good luck when u go to the real world.
i was at the port trial game sitting with a mate who is port.
i had the white away guersney on
four blokes behind me pipe up as im texting saintbrat the score.
port: "hey saints idiot, u messaging Gehrig to come down so he might kick some goals for your pathetic team?" he says standing behind us drinking his beer with all his feral mates.
"nah mate....im messaging ya misses and telling here ill be around in about an hr to give her what she hasnt received for the last year or two ya moron"
port: "gee mate your heaps tough huh, ya **** wit"
<<replies: "u wanna get a passout and we can find out one on one if u want?"
moron.
ask the rellies what rocca ever did????
nuthing
thats what
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lol
tell them that rocca is done.
ask them how their finals campaign went last year.
and remind them that dawson played for the hawks when he got bathed (which is quite understandable....anyone with half a brain could say they could see it coming..i mean he was half his size for frigg sake)
get stuck into them young fella !!
tell them that rocca is done.
ask them how their finals campaign went last year.
and remind them that dawson played for the hawks when he got bathed (which is quite understandable....anyone with half a brain could say they could see it coming..i mean he was half his size for frigg sake)
get stuck into them young fella !!
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cowboy18 wrote:Print this out for them and offer them some suggestions for things they can do with their weekends.
They can plan picnics, visits to rellies, break-ins, etc. The things pie fans enjoy.
that is pure classical gold
im gonna do that for a crows mate (hopefully!!) this year
absolute friggin classic
lmfgdao
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Thanks for all of your support fellow sainters............ any other suggestions?matrixcutter wrote:lol
tell them that rocca is done.
ask them how their finals campaign went last year.
and remind them that dawson played for the hawks when he got bathed (which is quite understandable....anyone with half a brain could say they could see it coming..i mean he was half his size for frigg sake)
get stuck into them young fella !!
Just Google 'Collingwood jokes' (which is a tautology in itself)
Tautology - repetition of meaning, using different words to say the same thing twice, especially where the additional words fail to provide additional clarity ie: stupid idiot, feral Collingwood supporter
Tautology - repetition of meaning, using different words to say the same thing twice, especially where the additional words fail to provide additional clarity ie: stupid idiot, feral Collingwood supporter
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>50,000 Collingwood Fans meet at the MCG for a "Collingwood Fans Are Not
>stupid" Convention.
>
>Eddie says, "We are all here today to prove to all of Australia that
>Collingwood Fans are not stupid.
>
>Can I have a volunteer."
>
>Chris Tarrant gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
>stage.
>
>Eddie asks him, "What is fifteen plus fifteen?"
>
>After 15 or 20 seconds Chris says, "Eighteen!".
>
>Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
>
>Then all 50,000 Collingwood Fans start chanting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
>GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
>Eddie says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you
>in one place and we have the Australian press and broadcast media here, I
>think we can give him another chance."
>
>So he asks, "What is seven plus seven?"
>
>After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!"
>
>Eddie is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh
>everyone is disheartened.
>
>Chris starts crying and the 50,000 Collingwood Fans begin to yell and wave
>their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
>Eddie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually
>says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance.
>
>What is two plus two?" Chris closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
>eventually says, "Four!"
>
>Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Collingwood
>fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...
>
> "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>stupid" Convention.
>
>Eddie says, "We are all here today to prove to all of Australia that
>Collingwood Fans are not stupid.
>
>Can I have a volunteer."
>
>Chris Tarrant gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
>stage.
>
>Eddie asks him, "What is fifteen plus fifteen?"
>
>After 15 or 20 seconds Chris says, "Eighteen!".
>
>Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
>
>Then all 50,000 Collingwood Fans start chanting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!
>GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
>Eddie says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 50,000 of you
>in one place and we have the Australian press and broadcast media here, I
>think we can give him another chance."
>
>So he asks, "What is seven plus seven?"
>
>After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety!"
>
>Eddie is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh
>everyone is disheartened.
>
>Chris starts crying and the 50,000 Collingwood Fans begin to yell and wave
>their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
>Eddie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually
>says, "OK! OK! Just one more chance.
>
>What is two plus two?" Chris closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
>eventually says, "Four!"
>
>Throughout the stadium, pandemonium breaks out as all 50,000 Collingwood
>fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream...
>
> "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"