Dane Swan loses Teeth
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Re: Dane Swan loses Teeth
I'm sure Steven Baker will cop another 4 weeks because of it.SaintWal wrote:Now how are we going to pick him out from the rest of the Filth?
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someone on bigfooty posted this (however, big footy is 90% trolls, so take it as a grain of salt)
Firsthand account
Swan was in a heated verbally abusive and agitated stoush with a female after both
spat drink on each other, when the "puncher" told swan to calm down (in no way was
this in a provocative tone but actually a defusing manner), swan then told the puncher
to "**** off" head butted him away and remarked "I know her!!"
Then he was promptly administered a knuckle sandwich to the kisser
The end
P.s. Copped his right wack
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He's got form, Swan.
Will The Hun take up the good fight for the people and investigate this utterly newsworthy tale to the fullest?
Will The Hun take up the good fight for the people and investigate this utterly newsworthy tale to the fullest?
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markp wrote:Thuck thit thwan.
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I'm waiting.Stillwaiting wrote:Will we get a Neil Mitchell editorial on this?
Also does shouting at a bird in a bar - as supposedly happened - constitute unmanly behaviour?
Gotta love how Maltfu*k says "I'm so proud he walked away..." when Swan the loose thug shouldn't have been there doing what he was reportedly doing in the first place.
If it was anyone else but C'wood, he'd be challenged and there'd be a 'Footballers running amok' story...
"The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break in the game. Every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches that's gonna make the f***in' difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!'
Yep because the media dont beat up a Pies story. Never.Thinline wrote:I'm waiting.Stillwaiting wrote:Will we get a Neil Mitchell editorial on this?
Also does shouting at a bird in a bar - as supposedly happened - constitute unmanly behaviour?
Gotta love how Maltfu*k says "I'm so proud he walked away..." when Swan the loose thug shouldn't have been there doing what he was reportedly doing in the first place.
If it was anyone else but C'wood, he'd be challenged and there'd be a 'Footballers running amok' story...
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Come on, mate. Have a bit of fun.
And if nothing else admire C'woods talent for snuffing out controversy before it so much as stirs.
I actually admire their ability to do so. They are the masters.
We should take notes.
And if nothing else admire C'woods talent for snuffing out controversy before it so much as stirs.
I actually admire their ability to do so. They are the masters.
We should take notes.
"The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break in the game. Every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when we add up all those inches that's gonna make the f***in' difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!'
Thank you. I just love the pies. It makes sense that i spend some much time on a saints forum but love the pies. I dont think i am a superhero but maybe compared to you, who knows.bob__71 wrote:Whenever Collingwood or the AFL's name is taken in vain on the internet along comes Superhero P66 to save the day.