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The 50 year old virgins

Post: # 1023238Post Enrico_Misso »

There's now plenty of us that have got to the wrong side of 50 and still haven't experienced one.

Surely we will rise to the occassion next year?


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Post: # 1023243Post rexy »

Enrico_Misso wrote:There's now plenty of us that have got to the wrong side of 50 and still haven't experienced one.

Surely we will rise to the occassion next year?
Plus as a saints supporter you havent seen a flag in a long time either. :cry:



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Maybe this year?
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Post: # 1023331Post Dr Spaceman »

Enrico_Misso wrote:There's now plenty of us that have got to the wrong side of 50 and still haven't experienced one.

Surely we will rise to the occassion next year?
We've been close but haven't reached the ultimate climax.

Hopefully this year we'll get to light a cigarette :wink:




And then roll over and fall asleep :lol:


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Post: # 1023334Post stinger »

be a big cuban cigar for me.....


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Post: # 1023401Post St. Luke »

Or those of us who haven't been around long enough to even see one! :P


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are you allowed to fart in bed?


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Moccha wrote:are you allowed to fart in bed?
Only if your electric blanket is double insulated.


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Post: # 1023411Post Gershwin »

Had one at 13yo but it was all too quick - just didn't appreciate it.

Another one now would be soooo nice !!


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Post: # 1023414Post saint58 »

Enrico_Misso wrote:There's now plenty of us that have got to the wrong side of 50 and still haven't experienced one.

Surely we will rise to the occassion next year?
I was to young to remember but i know what i would do just sit back and smile and smile and smile.I would get very drunk even though i dont drink much but would make a exception i guess.


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Post: # 1023416Post plugger66 »

I remember 1966 quite well. i was 4 at the time and remember going to a mate of my old mans house. I got really pissed and remember having a spew but it was worth it.


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Post: # 1023423Post stinger »

plugger66 wrote:. I got really pissed and remember having a spew but it was worth it.

explains it all really.......brain damaged through alcohol at an early age......you poor fatherless sod......so damaged you don't even remember where it happened......you don't have a father albert.....i thought we were cool on that.....


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Post: # 1023426Post plugger66 »

stinger wrote:
plugger66 wrote:. I got really pissed and remember having a spew but it was worth it.

explains it all really.......brain damaged through alcohol at an early age......you poor fatherless sod......so damaged you don't even remember where it happened......you don't have a father albert.....i thought we were cool on that.....
A gullible stalker who is old and cleans up s*** whose has children that have no idea who their father is.


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Post: # 1023431Post stinger »

yawn.....gawd you a boor.....this is a footy forum...get with the program...talk football...or f*** off....seeing you are not...and never have been a saints member..... :roll:


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Post: # 1023438Post Maxstar22 »

For those of us who aren't 50 year old virgins....does that mean I have to wait for 50 years to get one??

And I thought 34 years was bloody long enough :?


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Post: # 1023446Post Sainternist »

Sometimes I actually feel envious of those who were there to experience '66 :(


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Stinger and Plugger, you guys make this place.


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Post: # 1023464Post Sainternist »

clarky449 wrote:Stinger and Plugger, you guys make this place.
hahaha... they certainly make it entertaining for the onlookers.

they need to have their own sideshow forum :P


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Post: # 1023467Post stinger »

clarky449 wrote:Stinger and Plugger, you guys make this place.
... :wink: ...i'm bored easily.....shouldn't do it i know...the poor dumb f*** is such a soft target..... :wink: :wink: :lol: :lol:


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Post: # 1023469Post stinger »

Sainternist wrote:Sometimes I actually feel envious of those who were there to experience '66 :(


.....so you should.......being at a winning grand final as opposed to a losing one.......talk about the agony and the ecstasy.....i thought for a split second that we had jagged another one when milney was running onto that ball. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:


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Post: # 1023486Post Sainternist »

stinger wrote:
Sainternist wrote:Sometimes I actually feel envious of those who were there to experience '66 :(


.....so you should.......being at a winning grand final as opposed to a losing one.......talk about the agony and the ecstasy.....i thought for a split second that we had jagged another one when milney was running onto that ball. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
every man and his dog said it was milney who missed the golden opportunity but for me it was blake.

in the dying seconds, the ball is at ground level, deep inside our attacking 50. a handball gets scrapped out directly to that guy wearing the magical #27. alas, he cannot take the ball cleanly. it instead bounces straight off his chest and the filth manage to scramble the ball out of danger.

i pose the hypothetical if he had of cleanly taken possession of the handpass. he was about 25 metres and almost directly in front of goal. no filth defender would have been close enough to lay a tackle. with seconds to go even a minor score would have done the trick but he shat himself. not his fault, plenty of his colleagues were sh*tting themselves - with the exception of lenny and beej - very tired men on the field as well. both teams couldn't really control the ball at that stage.

as they say, it's all history now :(


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Post: # 1023555Post 3rd generation saint »

I've been waiting as long as everyone else who we're alive in 66. All i've had from the last two years are the what if's and I hate it. At least with the replay it was clinical, upsetting and disappointing. But the other two we had strange twists of pure rotten bad luck that cost us the premiership and that just absolutely sucks.
Just hope we come out next year like 2009 and continue belting teams right through to the 1st Saturday in October.


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Post: # 1023571Post bergholt »

Sainternist wrote:in the dying seconds, the ball is at ground level, deep inside our attacking 50. a handball gets scrapped out directly to that guy wearing the magical #27. alas, he cannot take the ball cleanly. it instead bounces straight off his chest and the filth manage to scramble the ball out of danger.
it didn't bounce off his chest, it bounced off his shins. and he didn't exactly have long to react. maybe milney would have been able to gather, but very few others would have got near it.


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Post: # 1023594Post GrumpyOne »

3rd generation saint wrote:I've been waiting as long as everyone else who we're alive in 66. All i've had from the last two years are the what if's and I hate it. At least with the replay it was clinical, upsetting and disappointing. But the other two we had strange twists of pure rotten bad luck that cost us the premiership and that just absolutely sucks.
Just hope we come out next year like 2009 and continue belting teams right through to the 1st Saturday in October.
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Post: # 1024237Post mr six o'clock »

im convinced we'll never faarrrkiin win one. still im a masochist so i won't stop going or supporting the club.


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Post: # 1024238Post Dr Spaceman »

mr six o'clock wrote:im convinced we'll never faarrrkiin win one. still im a masochist so i won't stop going or supporting the club.
I'm convinced I'll never win Powerball but I keep buying a ticket :wink:


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