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WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383694Post skeptic »

What the heck?

Saints set dwarf on fire on mad monday

Reportedly the guys are going round attempting to light each others shirts on fire from the back

Sounds like nobody was really hurt though
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Post: # 1383699Post Richter »

Sounds like a bit of a beat up let's be frank.

What would Caro have to talk about on FC if there wasn't some sort of off field issue.


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383714Post BigMart »

Yeah, real beat up.... Light the back of a person unsuspecting in order to humiliate....

That's cool?!


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Post: # 1383721Post satchmo »

That's cool?!
Mark Jackson thinks so.


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383724Post maverick »

massive beat up


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383730Post BigMart »

Of course

Unless another clubs players did it?!


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383732Post saintspremiers »

I think it's funny.


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383733Post Dr Spaceman »

Well if it was accidental/careless then what's it matter whether it's a dwarf or a non dwarf?

Of course a dwarf sounds far worse.

It's not about defending our club it's about not knowing, at this stage, what actually happened.


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383739Post saintspremiers »

Dr Spaceman wrote:Well if it was accidental/careless then what's it matter whether it's a dwarf or a non dwarf?

Of course a dwarf sounds far worse.

It's not about defending our club it's about not knowing, at this stage, what actually happened.
Exactly. Probably an accident. If not it's criminal.


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Post: # 1383741Post BigMart »

Accidentally or carelessly setting someone alight

Mmm.... Ok, I'll buy that....

Are you the wallet inspector


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383745Post maverick »

where are the charges?
Where's the hospital report?
Where was he treated?
What were the injuries?
1st degree, 2nd degree burns?
Are there any details?
Or just headline grabbers abound?


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Post: # 1383748Post BigMart »

So you're defending the actions?

How come??


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383749Post Dr Spaceman »

BigMart wrote:Accidentally or carelessly setting someone alight

Mmm.... Ok, I'll buy that....

Are you the wallet inspector
The article i linked referred to a lighter being passed around and people, including players, wearing costumes that are more flammable than normal clothing.

But anyway, as you choose to be smart about it, why don't you tell us all exactly what happened seeing as you seem to think you know!


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Post: # 1383756Post dragit »

MRP - Small fire, body impact (dwarf), reckless, medical report came back fine, but a leotard was damaged - 2 weeks down to 1 due to no other human combustion record.


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Post: # 1383761Post BigMart »

Dr, you're the one to talk wrt taking the piss posts.... Seriously, you're the master

I know as much as you... The Dwarf on classified wasn't beating it up, he was pretty fair.... Shouldn't have happened, it's that simple isn't it??

You don't know the facts, yet you've automatically jumped to a conclusion... With a different, but biased POV? Yes.

How can you be certain they didn't do, what sounds most logical.... Make a bad joke


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Post: # 1383765Post satchmo »

BigMart wrote:Dr, you're the one to talk wrt taking the piss posts.... Seriously, you're the master

I know as much as you... The Dwarf on classified wasn't beating it up, he was pretty fair.... Shouldn't have happened, it's that simple isn't it??

You don't know the facts, yet you've automatically jumped to a conclusion... With a different, but biased POV? Yes.

How can you be certain they didn't do, what sounds most logical.... Make a bad joke
Jumped to the conclusion that he doesn't know what happened? :?
Setting fire to a dwarf "sounds most logical" ?


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Post: # 1383768Post SENsei »

Geez.


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Post: # 1383770Post Enrico_Misso »

Hopefully the new President will stop the Dwarfs


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Post: # 1383773Post evo »

Now we have gone and got Gandalf really pissed. :twisted:


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Post: # 1383781Post Richter »

Enrico_Misso wrote:Hopefully the new President will stop the Dwarfs
Right.

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BigMart wrote:Dr, you're the one to talk wrt taking the piss posts.... Seriously, you're the master

I know as much as you... The Dwarf on classified wasn't beating it up, he was pretty fair.... Shouldn't have happened, it's that simple isn't it??

You don't know the facts, yet you've automatically jumped to a conclusion... With a different, but biased POV? Yes.

How can you be certain they didn't do, what sounds most logical.... Make a bad joke

I think you can actually refer to "the person" instead of "the dwarf" and be just as accurate and far less guilty of pigeon-holing someone.

Also, unless height has some impact on combustibility, I fail to see what being a dwarf has to do with the story. If a player deliberately set fire to someone's clothing, it's bloody stupid and deserves a big whack from the club. If it turns out it's a beat up, I'll get you a ladder so you can get off your high horse........


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Re: WTF Dwarf on fire

Post: # 1383801Post SainterK »

We have precious little supporters as it is, whatever the degree of seriousness, it's a crap headline we didn't need.

Fair?


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Post: # 1383806Post satchmo »

SainterK wrote:We have precious little supporters as it is, whatever the degree of seriousness, it's a crap headline we didn't need.

Fair?
Absolutely. And, for all we know, it might even be true!


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Post: # 1383810Post SainterK »

satchmo wrote:
SainterK wrote:We have precious little supporters as it is, whatever the degree of seriousness, it's a crap headline we didn't need.

Fair?
Absolutely. And, for all we know, it might even be true!
Well one of the entertainers verified it, not sure how much sense you'll get from the other side.


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Post: # 1383811Post satchmo »

SainterK wrote:
satchmo wrote:
SainterK wrote:We have precious little supporters as it is, whatever the degree of seriousness, it's a crap headline we didn't need.

Fair?
Absolutely. And, for all we know, it might even be true!
Well one of the entertainers verified it, not sure how much sense you'll get from the other side.
I'm happy to wait until I know more about what happened.
In the meantime, flame away! :P


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Bring back Lucky Burgers, and nobody gets hurt.

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