Protest side round 5

[dragit]

Thinking we should basically arrange a forfeit in protest against drug cheats this week. Rest anyone we want fresh for anzac day, instruct all players to never lever our back 50, 2 hours of defending practice.

FB Murdoch Bruce Gwilt
HB Roberton Simpkin Acres
C Jones Savage Ross
HF Dunell White Markworth
FF TDL Maister Saad (just play him anyway)

Fol Holmes Minchington Weller

Int Longer Templeton Milera

Sub: the mascot

[gringo]

Like it. The only thing I'm hoping to get out of this one is making Goddard cry again.

[SaintPav]

This is a great idea.

I recommend that we install the animals in the animal enclosure as the coaching panel.

It will be a short match press conference at least.

[bergholt]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

[dragit]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

Needs more Maradona… and perhaps Schwarzenegger could coach.

[saintspremiers]

Good point. It's an away game.

Feck em.

[spert]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

Coach: Ozzie Osbourne

[philtee]

Very amusing side bergholt.
Sponsored by a few chemical companies?
And I think we all know who the coach would be !

[bigcarl]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

Lol, James Hird coach

[Grimfang]

Crowd chant to the tune of "my darling clementine"

Take those hormones, take those peptides, stick that needle in your guts!
The Red and Black, drug cheating bastards, stick that needle in your guts!

[Grimfang]

Or one specifically for Jobe:-

Tainted Love by Soft Cell

Tainted Chas! woah-oh-oh! Duh-Duh! Tainted Chas!

[bergholt]

Needs more Maradona… and perhaps Schwarzenegger could coach.

Damn, how did I miss Maradona? We're going to need his goal sense. Has Arnie ever admitted drugs?

[Stephen Theodore]

Needs more Maradona… and perhaps Schwarzenegger could coach.

Damn, how did I miss Maradona? We're going to need his goal sense. Has Arnie ever admitted drugs?

Yep

[dragit]

Needs more Maradona… and perhaps Schwarzenegger could coach.

Damn, how did I miss Maradona? We're going to need his goal sense. Has Arnie ever admitted drugs?

Hirdy hasn't admitted to anything either… damn that rascally rogue scientist.

[stevie]

You forgot Barry Bonds!

On a serious note (?), I vowed at the start of the year now to watch any TV game that had Cheatendum playing, right?

Now, should I watch the Saints this week and disregard this vow? Naturally the volume would be off as usual so I don't have to worry about the bummer cum fest from the Charnel 7 flogs.

But if the Bummers start flogging our boys, the anger I feel at these cheats running around will be too great anyway and I would turn it off.

Thoughts? Or should I just boycott the whole game and pretend it isn't even on? That means no following scores on net or reading stuff on here. It's an intriguing one...

[dragit]

Don't let them ruin watching the saints on you Stevie.

Just ignore the score and enjoy watching some exciting moments from our future stars.

[stevie]

Don't let them ruin watching the saints on you Stevie.

Just ignore the score and enjoy watching some exciting moments from our future stars.

Yeah good point bro.

But the sight of fat cheats like Watson and crew running around and possibly thrashing our boys would make the TV mighty kickable.

I'll play it by ear. Maybe start watching. If it gets too much and unbearable, will switch off.

[BigMart]

The odd one out of that group?

[SAAD]

Arnie admitted drugs...however you are allowed to take steroids and hormones in Mr Olympia and International Federation Bodybuilding.

You are not allowed to take drugs in the "natural" events.

So did Arnie really cheat? Probably not a discussion for this board.

Got free medallion tix to the game this week but not looking forward to it...Dons could rip us apart very quickly.

[MrCordz]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

And a lot of Lou Read!!

[matrix]

Maradonna.
Cheating 'hand of god' bastard
.

[Eastern]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

What? Not a single Chinese swimmer? !!

[bergholt]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

What? Not a single Chinese swimmer? !!

Too many of them. I couldn't fit any East Germans in either.

[3rd generation saint]

I reckon we should pick this side:

FB: Tyler Hamilton, Mark Bosnich, Lance Armstrong
HB: Wendell Sailor, Ivan Basso, Linford Christie
C: Stan Lazaridis, Alberto Contador, Ben Johnson
HF: Asafa Powell, Tyson Gay, Dean Capobianco
FF: Shane Warne, Mark McGwire, Marion Jones
R: Justin Charles, Ben Cousins, Marco Pantani
IC: Ilija Grgic, A-Rod, Floyd Landis
S: Matt White
E: Stuart O'Grady, Mick Rogers, East Germany

A lot of pace here!

Could also use a few wrestlers from the WWE. Bid of strength around the packs. Though might get reported with their version of the coat hanger.

[Jacks Back]

Don't let them ruin watching the saints on you Stevie.

Just ignore the score and enjoy watching some exciting moments from our future stars.

Yeah good point bro.

But the sight of fat cheats like Watson and crew running around and possibly thrashing our boys would make the TV mighty kickable.

I'll play it by ear. Maybe start watching. If it gets too much and unbearable, will switch off.

Get yourself an old telly (or two), some duct tape and rubber boots. Put the duct tape over the scores in the corner of the screen. When they show Cheatin' Jobe smiling or grinning after a goal proceed to stick said boot through the telly. Rinse and repeat until you run out of tellies or duct tape (or boots) and then kick the cat.