Hard hitting questions on the membership lanyard/pouch

[gringo]

I can't work out why it doesn't seal so the card can't fall out either- my kids have miraculously not lost one yet but give them time.

[AccidentallyTim]

This is my favourite thread of the year so far

[saintsRrising]

Ordered by a marketing dude who is not a football goer and manufactured by someone in the third world that thought we wanted a luggage tag = totally useless.

I mean our cards are meant to be view "two sided" and the holder is "one sided" , so epic fail right then and there.