Sheeeiiittt partners!!! It’ll be lyke Thanksgivin comin earlay dis yeyah, wen we pluck n roast dem shameful e-turkeys! Heh heh heh.
Hope n ta see youall there! 
An sheeeiiittt, don’t youall forget bout dat fedreal erection partners!!!
Clay don’t buhlieve in wasting da peeple’s monay on bureaurohypocracy n red taype. No siree! Sheeeiiitt!!! Clay buhleives n getting da job dun fo da peeple, o at least, gettin da peeple dun. Cash n carry.
An wit dis in mine, Clays jus finished filuming 'is erection campaaayn launch. An it's mighty fine too. Mighty fine! Sure, it's impravising, make good wid wot youall got. But dats Clay's style. Da suvivah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAQv6KTfQow
An as fo tayax cuts promises. Sheeeiiittt!!! Clay ken help youall ta get youalls inta a lowah tayax bracket. Heh heh heh.
See youall at C-fud dis Sunday. And remembah. Vote 1 fo Clay! Da man fo da common peeple!
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