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Cairnsman Found Dead

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Cairnsman was murdered overnight by a known crazed sociopathic moderator. Social Media investigators are still at the scene and the full details are still unknown however it is believed the suspect had been planning his alleged attack for some time. The sensless killing has shocked the wider social media community.

2004 - 2019

RIP Cairnsman.


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Post: # 1792942Post Josh Battle »

As his death is still fresh I believe as long as his spirit touches another living being, it can then be passed on to a human.

Saintsational sources can reveal that at first his soul found a feline close by and the Cairnsman spirit now lives on

You heard it here first. He was reincarnated as a cat somewhere in Highett


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Good riddance to bad rubbish.


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Post: # 1793050Post satchmo »

SaintPav wrote: Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Yes
We have pretty good recycling program here!


*Allegedly.

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SaintPav wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 8:44am Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You know Jesus will send you to hell for speaking ill of the dead.


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HighettMan wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 11:42am
SaintPav wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 8:44am Good riddance to bad rubbish.
You know Jesus will send you to hell for speaking ill of the dead.
I think I'm already in hell.


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Post: # 1793058Post tedtheodorelogan2018 »

WTF?!


Posters that have admitted they were wrong about Hanna's gastro and the club didn't create a cover story.
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Jesus..


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Good riddance


Posting 20 years of holey crap!
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magnifisaint wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 1:51pm Good riddance
That's what I said too.


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What happened to Cairnsman?


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Post: # 1793079Post asiu »

you’re taking the piss yea ?

Cairnsman (3/3)
- baiting a poster (severe category)
- abusing other posters
- trolling and causing an ongoing dispute
==> nic ban 20/05/19
if not
keep up

******

to much aggression

imo ... fwtw.


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There is a suggestion that he was murdered by a gang of GetUp! goons.
They have been hunting people from FNQ.
They are furious that people in FNQ dared to disobey them causing Bill and Chloe to be upset.
How dare they use their democratic rights against the GetUp! dictatorship.


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Post: # 1793083Post SaintPav »

In hindsight, a bit harsh.

He wasn't bad...


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I liked him.


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asiu wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 3:47pm you’re taking the piss yea ?

Cairnsman (3/3)
- baiting a poster (severe category)
- abusing other posters
- trolling and causing an ongoing dispute
==> nic ban 20/05/19
if not
keep up

******

to much aggression

imo ... fwtw.
I think the objective observer can see what has played out here.


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Post: # 1793095Post HighettMan »

St Loxton wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 5:36pm I liked him.
Me too, I thought he got the balance right between keeping the bastards honest and comedy gold. These qualities combined in the one scallywag are a rare find these days.


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St Loxton wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 5:36pm I liked him.
Me too. Great positive poster.


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HighettMan wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 6:17pm
asiu wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 3:47pm you’re taking the piss yea ?

Cairnsman (3/3)
- baiting a poster (severe category)
- abusing other posters
- trolling and causing an ongoing dispute
==> nic ban 20/05/19
if not
keep up

******

to much aggression

imo ... fwtw.
I think the objective observer can see what has played out here.
The objective observer is not currently online.


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Post: # 1793098Post HarryM »

saynta wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 6:28pm
St Loxton wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 5:36pm I liked him.
Me too. Great positive poster.

One of the few in here with any brain cells.


Terrible decision.


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AS they say. " only the good die young." :x :cry:


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ace wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 3:58pm There is a suggestion that he was murdered by a gang of GetUp! goons.
They have been hunting people from FNQ.
They are furious that people in FNQ dared to disobey them causing Bill and Chloe to be upset.
How dare they use their democratic rights against the GetUp! dictatorship.
nah way off the mark Ace
the whisper is - was a rapid right wing stinger that did done him in

I hear they have all moved up to FNQ - the right wing stingers that is
but what ever his demise - I feel sorry for him - living in paradise one day - slumming in squalid Highett the next


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Post: # 1793106Post HarryM »

sunsaint wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 6:43pm
ace wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 3:58pm There is a suggestion that he was murdered by a gang of GetUp! goons.
They have been hunting people from FNQ.
They are furious that people in FNQ dared to disobey them causing Bill and Chloe to be upset.
How dare they use their democratic rights against the GetUp! dictatorship.
nah way off the mark Ace
the whisper is - was a rapid right wing stinger that did done him in

I hear they have all moved up to FNQ - the right wing stingers that is
but what ever his demise - I feel sorry for him - living in paradise one day - slumming in squalid Highett the next

What a load of recycled bullsheeeiut.


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HarryM wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 6:49pm
What a load of recycled bullsheeeiut.
ole Harry - where ya been harry where ya been?


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HarryM wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 6:49pm
sunsaint wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 6:43pm
ace wrote: Wed 22 May 2019 3:58pm There is a suggestion that he was murdered by a gang of GetUp! goons.
They have been hunting people from FNQ.
They are furious that people in FNQ dared to disobey them causing Bill and Chloe to be upset.
How dare they use their democratic rights against the GetUp! dictatorship.
nah way off the mark Ace
the whisper is - was a rapid right wing stinger that did done him in

I hear they have all moved up to FNQ - the right wing stingers that is
but what ever his demise - I feel sorry for him - living in paradise one day - slumming in squalid Highett the next

What a load of recycled bullsheeeiut.
Yep, not even funny.


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