Tones and I to perform at the Granny

[Special]

Here comes Dance Monkey to the MCG!

Very catchy tune that’s a big hit with the kiddies.

Plus a little name bloke called Paul Kelly also performing

[kosifantutti]

Congratulations to you and Tones. I’ll be looking out for you.

[Enrico_Misso]

Shame they couldn't lure a big act.
Surely they could have prised Lucky Grills away from the Rooty Hill RSL club?

At least the AFL have saved a pile of money.

[Cordz2]

I thought they were getting Relax with Max

[Enrico_Misso]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

[Dis Believer]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

That was a lady??!!

[saintsRrising]

Well I for one thought the blend and quality of all the pre-game entertainers was excellent.

[saynta]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

She was crap which ever one she was.

[Special]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

She was crap which ever one she was.

No she wasn’t - but you’re probably several decades above their target market.

[gringo]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

She was crap which ever one she was.

No she wasn’t - but you’re probably several decades above their target market.

Yeah, people are ^%#s she was in tune and the song is catchy. people were saying she was worse than Metloaf. Seriously he was so off it on medication and booze it sounded like he was gargling he own vomit. It was one of the most truly embarrassing performances of all time. Tones and I wasn't my cup of tea but she was good at what she did. If she'd been a hot chick, they would have talked her up.

[B.M]

Yep, an outstanding one hit wonder... shoulda got Plastic Bertrand to perform.

[gringo]

Yep, an outstanding one hit wonder... shoulda got Plastic Bertrand to perform.

Plastic Bertrand would have been cool. At least his one hit was a banger.

[The_Dud]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

She was crap which ever one she was.

No she wasn’t - but you’re probably several decades above their target market.

[Linton Lodger]

Was Tones the lady dressed like a bean bag or was that "I"?

She was crap which ever one she was.

No she wasn’t - but you’re probably several decades above their target market.

Yup, Saynta is from an ancient time when the contemporary artists were:

The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Cream, Elvis Presley, The Doors, Janis Joplin, David Bowie and a strange fellow called Frank Zappa.

How envious he must be of the current young generations, because they've got Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift!

F**k me, I'm envious too.

[Linton Lodger]

An archaic time when singers had to sing in tune, because there was no auto-tune.

[Linton Lodger]

Had to check them out:



Wow cosmic! How unique, a record with no humans on it. The new Beatles!!! Where did that genius come from?

Or some may think it more appropriate to roll out a quote from Spinal Tap: "A sh*t sandwich"

[sunsaint]

F**k me, I'm envious too.

u sur?
I wooda sayd mor like like Bing Crosby and ole blu eyes

[Linton Lodger]

F**k me, I'm envious too.

u sur?
I wooda sayd mor like like Bing Crosby and ole blu eyes

Nothing wrong with Bing and Frank.

[The_Dud]

Every generation has it’s superstars, it’s all just a matter of taste. None of them are playing the AFL grand final tho!

Every generation has its piles of crap too, don’t forget to mention them in your list!

[Dis Believer]

If she'd been a hot chick, they would have talked her up.

If she'd been a hot chick I would have talked her up...!!!

[Dis Believer]

Yep, an outstanding one hit wonder... shoulda got Plastic Bertrand to perform.

Plastic Bertrand would have been cool. At least his one hit was a banger.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce...........myself!!

[Linton Lodger]

Every generation has it’s superstars, it’s all just a matter of taste. None of them are playing the AFL grand final tho!

Every generation has its piles of crap too, don’t forget to mention them in your list!

Except this generation's pile of crap is as big as Mt Everest, and can be seen from Mars.

[Linton Lodger]

Yep, an outstanding one hit wonder... shoulda got Plastic Bertrand to perform.

Plastic Bertrand would have been cool. At least his one hit was a banger.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to introduce...........myself!!

Is that you mate?



Even that sounds good compared to some of today's uninspired tripe. And that's a sad state of affairs.

[Linton Lodger]

Every generation has it’s superstars, it’s all just a matter of taste. None of them are playing the AFL grand final tho!

Every generation has its piles of crap too, don’t forget to mention them in your list!

Yep, The Monkees were crap, but still more interesting than Taylor Swift.

[Linton Lodger]

And everyone thought Pat Boone was tiresome, but he was an electric mosh-pit compared to Sheeran.