Sainters Limerick Competition

starsign · Post: # 759321Post **starsign** » Tue 16 Jun 2009 2:14pm

Sorry I was never very good at RIMES

spelling either!!
sorry was about to bump and couldn't resist

PJ · Post: # 759429Post PJ » Tue 16 Jun 2009 5:56pm

Yeh fanks foe tha stars oin!!

dcstkfc · Post: # 759438Post **dcstkfc** » Tue 16 Jun 2009 6:18pm

The diminutive Andrew McQualter
Started his career with a falter
But he turned it around
And his spot should be sound
Because he might just be our finals bolter

saintfreddy · Tue 16 Jun 2009 8:36pm

I've followed the Saints all my life
I've given up on having a wife
The footy's for me
As you can all see
Since then, there's never been strife

stinger · Post: # 759559Post **stinger** » Tue 16 Jun 2009 9:00pm

there was a brown bagger, whose nose was all horribly bent,

to save themselves trouble, they plugged his nose double,

but instead of him coming, they went....

BakesFan · Post: # 759942Post **BakesFan** » Wed 17 Jun 2009 6:13pm

There is a young Sainter called Bakes,
Who hits like a Force 9.0 Earthquake.
He demolished The Wiz.
Out of Judd, takes the piss,
and gives every opponent the shakes.

White Winmar · Wed 17 Jun 2009 6:59pm

There was a team that came from the Junction,
Because down there they'd long ceased to function
With Lyon in charge
Through the opposition we'll barge
And we'll all enjoy the Premiership Luncheon!

Iceman234 · Post: # 760187Post **Iceman234** » Thu 18 Jun 2009 2:36am

Our great Jiggster came back to the Aus
Why not stay in the States? Well just cos!
Aisle 18 and Row A
Just couldnâ€™t portray
The love that he feels for our Rosszz?

Iceman234 · Post: # 760192Post **Iceman234** » Thu 18 Jun 2009 3:06am

Reincarnated, Rodgerfox, Violent Stools,
Almost got to grade 4 at their schools,
When weâ€™re twelve in a row,
They canâ€™t stand our halo,
Learn to live with it, you absolute tools!

saintfreddy · Thu 18 Jun 2009 9:41am

My weekend is based on the Saints
When we win, the world looks so great.
When we lose, it's so bad
I get pretty mad,
And become so unbearably sad.

asiu · Post: # 760289Post **asiu** » Thu 18 Jun 2009 12:15pm

he worships the string and the brick
around anything grant he does tick
butterss his bum
screams out fair dinkum
then admires the purple and thick

SainterK · Post: # 760440Post **SainterK** » Thu 18 Jun 2009 5:21pm

I found this site late last year
Since then I hold it most dear
I am online way to much
Instead of housework and such
But where else for saints fans but here?

Iceman234 · Post: # 762474Post **Iceman234** » Tue 23 Jun 2009 9:41pm

Did we come up with a cut-off date starsign?

And I reckon two more judges, on a 5-4-3-2-1 basis for the winner like the SS medal/trophy.

One judge a mod and one really random that lurks but doesn't post often...but they'll receive a PM

starsign · Post: # 762483Post **starsign** » Tue 23 Jun 2009 10:11pm

Iceman234 wrote:Did we come up with a cut-off date starsign?

And I reckon two more judges, on a 5-4-3-2-1 basis for the winner like the SS medal/trophy.

One judge a mod and one really random that lurks but doesn't post often...but they'll receive a PM

sounds good M8
and lets keep the ball rolling Sainters!!!
and like the team itself we aint seen nothin yet!!
go to it and keep these great limericks coming!........

The Saints at mid-season break
sit on top 12-zip for heavens sake!
But from now we must strive, to continue to thrive,
for the Flag and its glory are at stake!!

samoht · Post: # 762558Post **samoht** » Wed 24 Jun 2009 11:48am

I remember a saint from nantuckett ?
whose hands were as big as a bucket
took mark after mark just for a lark
He didn't just spilt a pack he would ......

saintly · Post: # 762590Post **saintly** » Wed 24 Jun 2009 1:34pm

not bad for first attempt

There was a young man named Gardiner
Who used to have silly old partners
Now he reformed
He truly has formed
Into part of a great sainters partner

matrix · Post: # 762597Post **matrix** » Wed 24 Jun 2009 1:42pm

the saints have a player called Baker...
that some people label a faker...
but, we know the deal...
that heads made of steel...
yet he bleeds every week
for the....
errrr
errrrrr

Iceman234 · Post: # 762700Post **Iceman234** » Wed 24 Jun 2009 6:21pm

matrixcutter wrote:the saints have a player called Baker...
that some people label a faker...
but, we know the deal...
that heads made of steel...

so much tougher than Hall belting Staker?
errrr
errrrrr

matrix · Post: # 762704Post **matrix** » Wed 24 Jun 2009 6:26pm

tips hat to iceman.........

sainterjo · Post: # 762709Post **sainterjo** » Wed 24 Jun 2009 6:40pm

Swan doesn't play for Sydney
Power won't line up for Port
But Dal Santo belongs to St Kilda
Now that is a heartwarming thought.

Iceman234 · Post: # 765317Post **Iceman234** » Mon 29 Jun 2009 8:49pm

There is an old wig they call Stinger
(Iâ€™m told he was quite a good winger)
Sting would say FFS
As Plugger heâ€™d bake
Cos he called him a legal mop-wringer...

ffs ffs

White Winmar · Mon 29 Jun 2009 9:25pm

Samoht, that's pure gold. I wondered when someone would parlay the fine harbour town of Nanatuckett into its rightful place in the first line of every limerick. Surely the winner, or at least a decent consolation prize!

Milton66 · Post: # 765349Post **Milton66** » Mon 29 Jun 2009 9:35pm

was sharing a few bottles of red with some old friends on Satdee nite and we began to recall old limericks from the school dunny walls...

Nothing about the Saints, but I rcall one of my all time favourites:

There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Great blades of grass
Grew out of his @rse
And his d!ck was covered in weeds

felixleo · Post: # 765964Post **felixleo** » Tue 30 Jun 2009 10:45pm

A poster named reincarnated
Bags our players and leaves them berated.
That he writes in the person third
Makes him seem more absurd.
Please next time have him cremated.

Iceman234 · Post: # 773168Post **Iceman234** » Sat 11 Jul 2009 12:36am

Time for a bump after all the Cats excitement

14 zip to us Saints just sounds whacko
As crazy as the moonwalker Jacko
But letâ€™s keep up the fun
Get 15 on the run
By smashing West Coast at Subiaco