Dear Jeepers
Thou who are the god of the hittites melanites, catamites, vegemites, stalagmites and stalagtites, corangamites and sodomites. Thou who were the God of the Jews, of abraham, Moses, and Clive. THou who art the aGod of the Catholics, muslims, mormons, jehovah's witnesses, Assemblies of God, presbetarians, and mebbe the scientologists (im a bit shake on that one).
Yeah great god who tested Job by taking away all that he had to test his faith and yet rewarded him greatly, yeah god who tested daniel in the lions den, and thou great god who tested saints fans faith by giving Carlton 16 premierships.
I pray to thee and beseech thee as the jews did to delver them to the promised land, as Jeepers did when tested on the mount by the devil as moses did when thou parted the red see and I did when thou delivered me a parking space at fountain gate on saturday with my missive "FFS JEEPERS THERE AREN"T ANY PHARKING PARKING PLACES", I have been touched by they miracles.
Jeepers who is the only misbeggotten illigitimate son to that sap Joseph I pray to thee on the verge of the 2008 to deliver us our premiership. Our faith was tested when Doc Baldock hath his heart attack, when Bazza hall left for Sydney when the anti Jeepers Jarman doth run amok like hte ill foul beast of bethgemenatha slaying the chosen that we should get our pointless revenge in 1998 home and away season.
Thou god of peace, love, charity, sharing whose son we suspect to be a socialist, allow us to flay the flesh of our mortal foes and do foul things to their corpses on the footy field.
I beseech thee in thy wisdon and generosity to help us smash the teeth of our opponents in 2008 and all the 4 points from 22 games to be delivered unto us. followed by thy precious premiership.
Lord I know I am sinner for I have coveted my neighbours wifes ass, and yet in my youth I did love my neighbour till her boyfriend smacked my face in, and I did give one of my two shirts in the morning to the poor chick I picked up at the Dan O'connell as hers was soiled.
But lord for my sins I offer up to thee a sacrifice of Aaron Hamill, nathan burke, stewart Loewe, loyal custodians of the saints who did not win a premiership during their stewardship of the club.
and lord should we not win a premiership in 2008, I have an online application form for the Australian buddhist society and will check out what odd I can get from their bookie.
Amen.
A prayer for 2008 (dont read if you are religious)
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A prayer for 2008 (dont read if you are religious)
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SHUT UP KRIME!
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Eastern wrote:And, Dan !!stinger wrote:...you are going to hell, dan.......non believers will burn....even archie told you that........
Take that as GOSPEL. stinger, being a former alter boy is the closest thing to jeepers we have got around here
still can't stand the smell of incense.......but have gotten over my taste for alter wine......
.everybody still loves lenny....and we always will
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Eastern wrote:You low down THIEFstinger wrote:.......but have gotten over my taste for alter wine......
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You are no better than the rest of us former alter boys
.everybody still loves lenny....and we always will
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