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Rocket Science

Post: # 1194214Post Mr Magic »

I received this in an email today.:-


Too funny not to share! Sometimes it does take a rocket scientist!

Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch standard 4 pound dead chickens at the windshields of airliners, military jets and the space shuttle, all traveling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.
British engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the windshields of their new high speed trains. Arrangements were made, and a gun was sent to the British engineers. When the gun was fired, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashed it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back- rest in two, and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.
The horrified Brits sent NASA the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the U.S. scientists for suggestions.
NASA responded with a one-line memo, "Defrost the chicken." (True story)


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194229Post Mr Magic »

Ooops
Wrong forum.

Would a mod please move this to the General Forum?


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194248Post ausfatcat »

not true btw


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Post: # 1194249Post asiu »

:)

.good read but !


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Post: # 1194256Post busso mick »

It's just like poultry in motion :wink:


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194262Post SainterK »

busso mick wrote:It's just like poultry in motion :wink:
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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194268Post kosifantutti »

Mr Magic wrote:Ooops
Wrong forum.

Would a mod please move this to the General Forum?
Jeez Mr Magic, can't you put it in the right forum?

It's not rocket science


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194290Post Bernard Shakey »

I got that chain email nearly ten years ago.


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194297Post mr six o'clock »

Bernard Shakey wrote:I got that chain email nearly ten years ago.
ditto


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194305Post fingers »

Thats fowl.


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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194309Post Mr Magic »

kosifantutti wrote:
Mr Magic wrote:Ooops
Wrong forum.

Would a mod please move this to the General Forum?
Jeez Mr Magic, can't you put it in the right forum?

It's not rocket science

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Re: Rocket Science

Post: # 1194312Post mcadam05 »

I thought this was going too be a thread on Rod Owen :(

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