The Flux Magnanimous Report

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The Flux Magnanimous Report

Post: # 1807463Post AeonFlux »

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<The definite article deleted by Sainsational Mods> Cho,

is now final-bloody-ly <the deleted by Saints' Mods> Cho.





But not before securing his place right near the top of a list of 'greatest ever' VFL/AFL coaches.
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Ouch!




# The 'injury' thing is a giant furphy:
We are only the equal 12th worst affected by injuries side in the comp'.
Injury ladder: Who's hit hardest? Who's defying the odds?

Instead of simply ordering clubs on the amount of games lost to player unavailability, each team has also been ranked in terms of the quality of names stuck on the sidelines.

Applying a formula, the AFL's official statisticians Champion Data have estimated a scoreboard impact to every team's injury list – and the Giants have the unwanted pole position.

https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-06-06/ ... -the-odds
# The 'but we've had six wins' thing is a furphy:
Our draw has been softer than butter boy Jack Watts.

# The 'but we've had six wins' thing is a furphy(2):
Despite the Jack Watts soft draw, we're 17th when one looks at percentages. :shock:

# The 'it's the list thing' is a furphy:
The Giants game sums it up perfectly. We won the inside 50 count 62-41.
Yet, not only couldn't win the game, we lost by 8 goals!!!!!! :shock: :evil:
How can a side have 50% more inside 50, and lose???? And lose by 8 goals????

# The 'he was unlucky' thing is a furphy:
Yep, bloody unlucky, for 6 bloody years!!!!!!!! :x
6 bloody unlucky years on around a bloody unlucky $550K p.a.!
(The Oz median wage is just over $55K p.a. So that's 60 years of working for the 'median' Oz punter out there. :idea:
https://thenewdaily.com.au/money/financ ... -revealed/)
So, <the definite article deleted by Saintsational and Saints' Mods> Cho can now take his bloody unlucky, and retire bloody comfortably.



So, are we magnanimous?:
So, now that <the definite article deleted by Saintsational and Saints' Mods> Cho is finally gone, are we magnanimous?

Actually.

Hell no!!!!!!!! :x



"Curse of a Fallen Soul,
Another Wake,
Another Time,
I've watched you go and seen you pass,
I always knew it wouldn't last.
So all for one and one for all, do we ever wonder why.
So may this round be on the corpse of a dead man,
With a toast that tells of a love you never shared.
So as we dance on the grave of the misbehaved
Raise your glass!"


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Yep, nothing like a bit of a dance on the grave of the misbehaved. And we're dancin'! :twisted:




But it's only fitting that the man ultimately responsible for what happened today has the final word on <the definite article deleted by Saintsational and Saints' Mods> Cho's coaching.

Reckon this is a beautiful, if inadvertent, summation.
Matt Finnis wrote:"He twice took us to the cusp of playing finals."
Ouch!
HarryM wrote: Thu 20 Jun 2019 6:28pmAbsolutely. Ouch! :D



Play him off Keyboard Cat. Down and out. :roll:









Anyway, now it's over to our new caretaker coach's presser.



Keep that seat nice and warm for the Toxic Gnome and Harves', Brett.



Besides, President Trump has another job for you. And you can take Lade with you. :mrgreen:
The Real President Donald Trump wrote:"Why don't you go back and fix the totally broken and crime infested place from which you came."





Thoughts, Rodger? <swoon> Image

Thoughts, TRUE DECEIVERS?

Thoughts, le Cho?

Thoughts, Saintsationalists?


- Aeon.





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guitars4 wrote: Wed 05 Jun 2019 10:40pmPop goes the weasel I'm voting Flux next time unless we can get Kinky to immigrate to Oz .:wink:
saynta wrote:Flux yeah! :)









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HarryM wrote: Nope never heard of them :roll:
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Re: The Flux Magnanimous Report

Post: # 1807479Post Ape_Man »

I love this.

It is beautiful yet incomprehensible to me.



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Re: The Flux Magnanimous Report

Post: # 1807583Post Premium89 »

Yep the Finnis toffee apple-ing was my favourite part of the press conference. Very well weaseled.


Top work as usual - Flux for caretaker coach!


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