Ok guys, Saints asked if we can play them in a praccy match - Richo wants the players to practice handling their emotions. This is my first coaching gig so I'm a bit green
Hahahahhaha...that is so funny...because you actually look green...hahahhaaa...
Yes thanks chuckles. Love your enthusiasm. Now does everyone know their positions?
Er I've forgotten ...kind of embarrassing...
We're on the backline. We're going to play unsociable football that would schock the Scott brothers
I'm going to the be the ice cool backline general picking off marks left right and centre. Has anyone played footy in sunnies? Going to start a new trend.
I'm on Rooey. Oh s***
I'm on Bruce. I'm probably going to get toweled up but he is kind of cute
I don't know where I'm playing but just really happy to be on the field playing with my buddies. I love youse all
I'm sure I'm being played in the right position...not
Well I think I'm the spitter...or maybe the slider...or the 7th...or maybe the smokey...this midfield s*** is just so confusing
We are going to lose...I know it
I'm stating on the bench? What bulls***.
Do you have a question, question mark?
Do I? Don't I always seem to have a question? Aren't I literally a question mark?
He's a question mark!!!!!! I'm exclaiming that!!!!!
I have an idea. We should consider if a bunch of graphic icons designed to illustrate social media posts could have any hope against a professional football team. Just sayin
If we win the toss, we should kick to the right. Always go to the right with everything. Right is righteous.
Good luck out there everyone. Remember, don't think...emote!
Jesus christ guys we got smashed out there. I feel sick (explains why I'm so green) You obviously let your emotions get the better of you
Well we are emoticons you know
Plus we don't have any arms. Or legs. Or bodies. Or hair.
We're freaks!
I missed a goal from 5 metres out...I'm so embarrassed...I'll ask Schneids how he handles it
I knew we were going to get smashed. I am a great prophet
I got reported 3 times and had my nose busted. I'm happy. Lets burn a dwarf in celebration!
I'm having a convulsive fit. Why is no one helping me?
Carlisle slipped some weird powder into my gatorade. I can see through time
Oh well guys. We did our best. Don't get too emotional over the loss. Time we went back to illustrating rambling, poorly thought out posts from ill-informed footy obsessed weirdo's.
hang on, Jake is snapchatting me something. Oh dear god.....
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