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THE ORACLE

Post: # 1104469Post hungry for a premiership »

Two weeks ago, the oracle informed me we'd beat North by nine points.

Last week, I was told we'd beat Port by 44.

The oracle told me a couple of days ago we'd beat West Coast by 25 points.


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Re: THE ORACLE

Post: # 1104477Post saintdooley »

hungry for a premiership wrote:Two weeks ago, the oracle informed me we'd beat North by nine points.

Last week, I was told we'd beat Port by 44.

The oracle told me a couple of days ago we'd beat West Coast by 25 points.
we beat port by 56


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Post: # 1104487Post InkerSaint »

If he's out by 12 points again I'll take that.


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Post: # 1104501Post plugger66 »

I cant remember ever speaking to you but thanks.


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Post: # 1104505Post Mr Magic »

plugger66 wrote:I cant remember ever speaking to you but thanks.
I think you've misread the OP.
It said ORACLE
not
ORIFICE
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Post: # 1104508Post plugger66 »

Mr Magic wrote:
plugger66 wrote:I cant remember ever speaking to you but thanks.
I think you've misread the OP.
It said ORACLE
not
ORIFICE
:)
You are right completely misread it. I thought this was about the most popular poster.


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Post: # 1104544Post BigMart »

Then that would be me....remember, i knew the selection last week...


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Post: # 1104545Post mullet »

Can your oracle please give me the tattslotto numbers and the winners of all races on saturday please :D


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Post: # 1104551Post markp »

Can you ask the Oracle if Sippos is 'The One'?


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Post: # 1104653Post Middo »

markp wrote:Can you ask the Oracle if Sippos is 'The One'?
Ask Bigmart , he seems to have a handle on everything from selection to coaching !! Ps Arryn is his protege....


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Post: # 1106485Post saintdooley »

how much will we win/lose by next week?


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Post: # 1106871Post hungry for a premiership »

saintdooley wrote:
how much will we win/lose by next week?
I'll let you know as soon as the oracle informs me.


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Post: # 1108255Post hungry for a premiership »

The Oracle has let me know that we will spank Adelaide by a minimum of 50 points.


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Post: # 1108268Post Leo.J »

hungry for a premiership wrote:The Oracle has let me know that we will spank Adelaide by a minimum of 50 points.
I hope the Oracle isn't a Saints player, because I may load up on his mail.

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Post: # 1108277Post gringo »

Is the oracle an octopus? Otherwise I don't rate him.


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Post: # 1108370Post degruch »

gringo wrote:Is the oracle an octopus? Otherwise I don't rate him.
If it gets this week wrong...calamari.


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Post: # 1108388Post saintdooley »

hungry for a premiership wrote:The Oracle has let me know that we will spank Adelaide by a minimum of 50 points.
there is no such bet at the tab as 50+ ...there is a 60+???


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Post: # 1108401Post Rosco »

centrebet has the line at -39.5, may be worth a shot (based on the oracle's infinite wisdom)


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Post: # 1108425Post perfectionist »

Pity the Oracle can't predict eleven weeks in advance. Would save us a lot of unnecessary stress.


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Post: # 1108569Post matrix »

i like this Oracle
sounds like a decent bloke/women/deity

spanking the crows it is then


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Post: # 1108639Post Sainternist »

gringo wrote:Is the oracle an octopus? Otherwise I don't rate him.
no, her name is paula the oracle.

so far, i like this thread though :)


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Post: # 1109467Post mullet »

hungry for a premiership wrote:The Oracle has let me know that we will spank Adelaide by a minimum of 50 points.
Looking forward to this week's oracle prediction


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Post: # 1109482Post hungry for a premiership »

THE ORACLE HAS INFORMED ME THAT WE WILL MAKE THE PRELIMINARY FINAL


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Post: # 1109484Post stevie »

hungry for a premiership wrote:THE ORACLE HAS INFORMED ME THAT WE WILL MAKE THE PRELIMINARY FINAL
i already deduced this - does that make me an oracle? :D


Seriously - and don't call me stevie - we can get to a prelim. Play either Filth or Cats, wouldn't bother me, though meeting carlsum - if by a miracle they get that far - would be a bonus.


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Post: # 1109503Post Bowey Boy »

I wish to worship the Oracle.


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