The Flux Report: Trade Weak

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The Flux Report: Trade Weak

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The Good Stuff:
- Didn't give up too much for Hannebery (thanks Enrico :) ).
- We didn't waste pick 4 on Dylan Sheila. He's not what we want.
- Mav' moved on. (Thanks Mav', but it's time.)
- Lazar's man moved on, though for peanuts. Lazar, now that you've informed us how much $$$ Tom H was on post his 2016 season, moving him on, even for peanuts, was the correct move.
- Clarke Kent's lesser known bro' picked up for peanuts. This bloke very likely to be a revelation. Has all the attributes, and is approaching the right age to gel them into becoming a very decent footballer.
- Picked up that really tall bloke. At 110/111 kgs (depending on the informant) he should be able to bulk up even more once in an AFL environment. Shirley, this means that one-man-short will no longer be on our list. Shirley!!!
- Lazar is back from his holiday. :)
- The game is still on to work out Con's latest alias. :)


The Not So Good Stuff:
- Lonie's late season form earned him a 1 year extension - not 2!!!!! Love his effort, but is still easily brushed aside. Cannot see him making it.
- Newnes not moved on. Last chance saloon Jack. (Which is shame, as till that hit against the Swines, he was very good.)



The Bloody Damn Annoying:
- Scully, Mulder and Setterfield going to the bloody Dawks for a box of tissues!!! (And not even proper Kleenex tissues.) :evil: :evil: :evil:
Where were we??? I thought we were meant to be 'players' in this draft??? Shirley we could have gazumped them with a bid of a box of real tissues, a roll of toilet paper and a VIP subscription to Ted's best whispers??? I'd have taken that deal if I was Greater Western Gi Aints. :D
- We still might draft a Joe King or his brother. :shock:
- We might draft Rozee.


Ok, can play, but come on, solid player at best. No 4 though??? How can anyone seriously compare this bloke to Rankine/Smith/Smith/Rankine???

- We might draft Anon. Seriously!?! :shock: Don't see too many own balls being won.




The Bloody Damn Scary:
- St Kilda FC's administration's apparent definition of 'hard' and 'agressive'. (See 'box of tissues'.) :roll:



The Really Bloody Damn Annoying: :x
- The attacks on Sainsational's third most misunderstood poster.
Everyone, (and you know who you are, but more importantly, Lazar knows who you are :twisted: :idea: :twisted: )
bloody well lay off Whispering Ted!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

Here at Anal-list HQ we love "dangerous and demented". The great Ted is firmly parked as our current favourite poster. :D :D :D

tedtheodorelogan2018 wrote: Wed 17 Oct 2018 4:43pm Good deal again. There is a clear reason they did it which will no doubt be explained. viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96497#p1762998


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Yes Jen, that's gold! :lol: And they just keep coming. Long live Whispering Ted!!! :D



St Kilda's Chance to be Bloody Damn Annoying: :twisted:

FIRST ROUNDhttp://www.saintsational.net/viewtopic.php?f=1 ... 7#p1762998

Pick 1: Carlton

Pick 2: Gold Coast

Pick 3: Gold Coast (received as compensation for Tom Lynch)

Pick 4: St Kilda (received as compensation for extending Richo's contract)

Pick 5: Port Adelaide (received off Brisbane)

Pick 6: Gold Coast (received off Melbourne, via on-trades)

Pick 7: Western Bulldogs

Pick 8: Adelaide

Pick 9: Greater Western Sydney (received off Essendon, via on-trades)

Pick 10: Port Adelaide

Pick 11: Greater Western Sydney (received off Fremantle, via on-trades)

Pick 12: Geelong

Pick 13: Adelaide (received off Sydney, via on-trades)

Pick 14: Fremantle (received off Fremantle)

Pick 15: Port Adelaide (received off Hawthorn)

Pick 16: Adelaide (received off Melbourne in 2017)

https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/afl-dr ... 0f336e4341

Here's how it works.

If there's still a Lucious or Rankine left at pick 4, we tell the Teal that we're going to trade our pick 4 to your good mates the Adelaide fruit tingle company, for their picks 8 & 13. So, no Sth Aust prodigy for you Teal. :lol: :lol: However, there might be a way... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

5 and 13 ways actually. But we aren't complete bastards. We can also happily send Teal their choice of any one of our prime late daft picks back their way, along with those goodies left over from our (non) hard and (non) aggressive Trade Weak (non) gazumping of the Dawks.

Do it Saintas! We owe those bastards!!! :evil: For '97. And for not only providing us Richo', but making us pay for the privilege as well!!! :x

(Of course, I would not actually do that trade with Adelaide if either Rankine or Smith or Smith or Rankine was still available at pick 4. That said, if neither was still there for us, I'd be looking at any '2 first rounders for 1' deal that might be available, as those 2 are the only blokes of interest at the very top of this year's draft.)




Now, back to the YouTube funny cat videos. :lol:



Thoughts, Saintsationalists?

Thoughts, Johnny?

Whispers, Ted?









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Re: The Flux Report: Trade Weak

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Re: The Flux Report: Trade Weak

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“Received as compo for extending richos contract”... 😆😆😆

Nicely done!


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